If you want a truly devastating Cohen song, I’ve been listening to “You Want it Darker” the title track from the album of the same name (his last).

As far as I’m concerned:

I’m sure Mike Pence has just been telling them that they’re wrong to transition.

I guess we should start calling fracking “grabbing Mother Nature by the pussy.”

The best I can hope for is that my cocaine tree sprouts soon.

Literally nothing is outside the realm of possibility here. I think there’s still a chance he never takes the oath of office.* Or he could get impeached for any number of past (or forthcoming) fuckups. On the surface, at least, it would seem to be a brilliant play politically for republicans. They could have at least…

Lauren, can you please mention that Steve Bannon is a white supremacist and anti-semitic in your story. It’s a huge deal.

That’s because they’ve never heard my Hitler cover band, The Reich Stuff.

Okay, I’m convinced. How do I register to vote?

Try as he may, Mel is certainly no Orson Welles.

Still somehow not worse than Michael Stipe.

He does not do the old man beard thing well. At all.

Why would you say something like that when you surely have been witness to Strange Brew? The only answer I can imagine is simple anti-Canadian bias. Deplorable.

Vermin Supreme for President 2016

Your tears of anguish?

I dunno. I’ve been on message since day 1.

The importance is that it brings the story back to life. Perception is as important as substance in these elections. Anything that brings the questions of his taxes back into play is a good thing for the Democrats.

Personally, I simply want to reduce the vaping community down to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it.

Excellent.

I think if Third Eye Blind combined with Eagle-Eye Cherry, they’d fix that third eye problem right up.