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He probably isn’t that bad. There area subtle nuances at play when works are translated into English from the original Canadian.

Women and gay dudes are born with gills for that very reason!

No, not fuck the CBC. Fuck the Crown for not having their shit together.

It’ll definitely cost a few bucks.

They are the Balloon Boy parents of indie music.

My biggest fantasy is that he wins the republican nomination handily, then says such ridiculous things in the primary that hillary wins in a landslide, and then after he loses says “yeah, i just thought she should be president so I made up the most ridiculous things I could. Republicans are idiots for believing me.”

Oh, I fully believe that a lot of the people who say, ‘I just have a gun to protect myself or my family,’ secretly dream of that happening. They aren’t reluctant warriors—they yearn for the day when someone will offend them and they can whip out their gun and settle the score.

Actually, he wouldn’t have known they were going to drive home if they hadn’t tipped him badly/he hadn’t gone outside to confront them, so...

Yes. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Suzanne got the most believable and natural character growth arc in the show’s recent season, too - I am sure that Uzo’s ability to handle absolutely anything inspired that, at least in some part.

At first I thought HOW CUTE. THE GORILLA LIKES CELL PHONE PICS LIKE HE’S A PEOPLE!

Are you trying to imply that men who have enough disposable income to try and pay to cheat on their spouses are “the least of us?” Because like, morally, yes. But demographically/privilege-wise, no.

No, right-wingers draw terrible, terrible analogies as or more frequently. The reason people don’t take feminists seriously is sexism.

This week, we’re talking about the worst things that we’ve seen on airplanes

The car I located had been driven under a chain link fence...

You’re right. You’ve stumbled upon the one single error in my meticulously drawn up plan.

I have two “I could’ve but didn’t” stories!