I gave up trying to figure out what kids on the internet thought was funny a while ago. Apparently I’m an old man at the ripe age of 25 -_-

This is one that’s easily ignored. It’ll be gone in another week.

Someday soon, swatting is going to get someone killed. S.W.AT. is going to kick open someone’s door and, in the chaos and confusion of the moment, intentions or actions are going to be misinterpreted and someone is going to get shot.

Damn.

Can we stop calling this a “prank”? Because it’s not a prank, any more than running up to someone and kicking them in the nuts is a prank. It’s being an asshole.

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

Vampire breast lift eh? I think that’s where the dude from Twilight shows up at your door and tries to get to second base over Netflix and popcorn.

Dildoes and Vaporizers and toilet paper? Were these sent by the Oregon Militia from their extras?

Spite.

Isn’t erectile dysfunction the men’s version of menopause? Shouldn't they drop dead after they need to take a blue pill?

I don’t know, why do men stay alive at all once they have fun in a cup time at the donor center? Shoo.

Yeah, but that’s after you already have opened the clinic. How did he get the money to even open it? Just renting office space would take several thousand, furnishing it another several thousand, not to mention there is no way that an 18 year old would have the credit necessary to even obtain those things unless…

Naw, I’m mad. He could have killed someone.

“Naturopathy” is an absurdly lucrative scam. People will pay top-dollar for nothing but assurances and some sugar pills.

The funniest thing is that an 18 year old with zero medical training opening an “Alternative Medicine and Urgent Care Clinic” isn’t illegal in the least. They had to catch him promoting himself as an MD in order to arrest him.

Yeah, the parents must be involved, right? How is he leasing a medical office?!!! Why/how does he have fake medical staff? I’m kinda impressed by this kid’s hustle. But Doogie probably needs mental care.

“So many physicians speak to me and they’re just in awe,” he told WPBF reporter Terri Parker last month. “And it’s not because I’m a great person and not because I’m some miracle from heaven sent. It’s just because I have a passion for helping people.”

I feel like it’s in no way unreasonable to be suspicious of literally anyone who goes by “Dr. Love”.

Where did he get the money to do all of this? That clinic looks huge! That website looks legit! I wish he could have just used his love for medicine in a positive way by - say - getting a medical degree and actually being licensed to practice it.

Well, the whole “take pictures” thing hasn’t gone well for her in the past, either...