Have sex with a skinny blonde chick at will because she owes him for his professional help (which she doesn’t but that doesn’t change the sentiment behind it).

I have to say I was more offended on her behalf than Taylor’s re that Taylor Swift lyric. Your husband publicly declaring he may still have sex with a younger skinny blonde chick? Not cool. Kim seems to be putting up with a lot of shit from Kanye.

Plot Twist - Kim Kardashian is the one with more common sense.

The Big Dog has lost a step. Clinton came to prominence during the cable news era. He was charming, an excellent expositor and had terrific political acumen. His ramblings were great for that format because they were like editorials but in live form. His charm took him a long way. Now it’s the social media and blog…

He was from the future.

Oh no no no no, Mr Rubio. We canucks are already taking enough flack for the role we played in spawning Ted Cruz, we’re not taking the blame for you as well...

How. In God's name. Does an octopus. Commit suicide.

Well, indeed, if all Jones conspiracies and murder accusations had an ounce of viability to them, then he would himself have been murdered by these government spook forces long ago. How that hasn’t occurred to any of his followers?! If these entities were really THAT out of control and THAT dangerous and plotting…

Fun fact: If you spend money like a crazy person you’ll go broke. Even if you’re a successful recording artist.

This is completely untrue. Singer Halsey and actor Cameron Boyce will be perceived as white by most people despite both having black dads. It’s all going to depend on how you look. I have mixed race kids. One looks Asian and one looks white and that’s how they’ll be perceived. Keep in mind too that some people of…

Obviously these pressures are more central to how one personally identifies racially, I was just making an aside about gender differences across race.

To clarify I meant the stereotypes are more dangerous, not the people.

Did I just read that correctly? He was explaining to a random stranger on a bus about his failed attempts to make molds of his own anus, and instead of getting up to find a different seat, that person VOLUNTEERED their anus for molding?

Then it’s time for a smoke.

Wayyyyyyy too much work. Just get a vibrator, little lobster friends.

A+++ trolling, Mary Lou Marzian. I like your style.

Now we’re talking! More suggestions:

Why can’t men accept impotence as what it so very clearly is? God’s will for them.

I like this woman’s approach; if they want Big Government sticking its nose where it doesn’t belong, what’s good for the goose is good for the gander. If they’re gonna govern by Sharia, let’s be equally absurd and draconian for both sexes.

I say we need to keep a log of the wood, perhaps even a 72 hour reflection period before each dose to make sure they really want to go in there.