My personal favorite was PERCAUTIOS. Whatever that is, she was sposed to be it.

These standards DO apply to adults in the real world. If I made a racist remark to someone at work, I would lose my job. If we want to treat college students like adults, then they to need to understand that even legal actions can have unfavorable consequences.

If you’re going with the college student = adult analogy, then you must extend it to college = work. If visitors were coming to tour my workplace and a group of coworkers behaved in this manner, they would be fired immediately.

Yeah I’m Team Taylor on this one. Given the astronomical size of Kanye’s ego, I highly doubt he called Taylor Swift to “clear” anything with her before releasing it. That’s almost laughable in how unlikely it is. It’s also hilarious that he thinks he made her famous - exhibit 1,792 of his over-inflated ego.

Because if a woman gives you permission to call another woman a bitch then it must be ok. Or something.

Kanye "asked his wife for her blessings" to... call Taylor Swift a bitch?

Seriously. I had a 30% chance of having a successful vaginal delivery. So I opted not to try at all, even though my OB said I could try labor if I wanted. It never occurred to me to ask my then-spouse’s opinion on how I should deliver the baby. Like, I’m doing all the work here, it is 100% my choice of how it gets…

I am looking at this SB Skin website and it is entirely bullshit. “MICROCURRENT FACIAL: Like pilates for your face! A mild electrical current stimulates the skin and facial muscles, while promoting healing, collagen and elastin production.”

I’m getting married in a few months, and when I started talking about how I needed to start exercising for the wedding, my fiance said something along the lines of ‘if you’re doing it to be healthy, that’s great, but it shouldn’t have anything to do with the wedding. You should just look like yourself.’ He’s a keeper.

And eat. Eat, then poop.

Can we talk about this chick’s bio?

THIS. You know how to clean out your colon? Fucking poop.

That’s totally how I read it. My eyes have yet to return to their pre-roll positions

yep. after my gut reaction of “ugh” that’s what stood out to me. how deeply insecure she must be, and what a sad life that would be. i want to hug her.

Weiss went on a “detox/overall good-common-sense program” that banned dairy, gluten, sugar, alcohol, coffee, and “pretty much any of my other favorite foods.”

Nothing like a bowel infection and the chance of a perforated colon on a girl’s special day!

after what she has done, she probably doesn’t even look human

It’s easy for women like this to do all of that crazy stuff because they get it all done for free. If they had to pay? I think the prep would be cut down to 25% of the services they used in the editorial version of their bridal life...says this former Beauty Editor, anyway.

I’m getting married in a month and a half and the only reason I don’t cry daily is because I’m medicated. Between work and wedding, I’m half way to a panic attack as I type.

*looks in mirror at self, notices unplucked eyebrows, hairy legs, dress from old navy, suspiciously dark upper lip hairs, chewed on nails and 25 extra pounds* *shrugs*