There are an incredible amount of illnesses that affect both sexes but have their detection and reactions skewed towards one side of the spectrum more than the other. Just as breast cancer detection is skewed towards women (as if men do not also have breast tissue??) Heart attack detection signs are skewed towards men.

Same. I had no idea this was an organized “attack on the police” because I couldn’t hear anything. Maybe if I knew the song ahead of time I would have picked it up but this was the first time I’d heard it.

The mix was pretty terrible, you couldn’t hear Chris Martin at all and Beyonce/Bruno were too quiet. I think they were going for some kind of stadium sound rather than just giving us their vocals directly and it just sounded like garbage.

The sound was TERRIBLE. I couldn’t hear any of them singing clearly.

I cannot even count how many Superbowl Half Time shows I have seen, upwards of 35 and this is bar none the worst ever. Not Beyonce, not Bruno Mars, not Coldplay, it was the melding of all of them. It was lackluster, stupid and desperate.

I had a toy kitchenette in the backyard and I’d usually brew potions out of mud and leaves and rainwater

Nonsense. If she had one or two food products I had never heard of, then I would look them up and learn. But someone whose entire daily diet consists of ‘stuff no one has heard of’ served in copper cups is trying hard to compose a diet solely of things no one has ever heard of. And that’s pretty mockable. I honestly…

And then she spends her day drinking health sludge, apparently. I’ve had Chaga tea, and let me tell you, it was like drinking Hydrogen peroxide.

She’s the only bacon that disappoints.

It might not make you live longer, but eating this way will probably make your life *seem* a lot longer...

hey but she will die artesianal death

“[I] start with some Kundalini meditation” - eye roll - “and a 23-minute breath set” - *twenty three* minutes? uugh, k, whatever - “along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea” - oh, christ, it’s official. This bitch is the worst - “before my son Rohan wakes.” - Annnnnd I’m out.

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

THANK YOU

I would have an opinion on the tampon, but I don’t really care what the box or packaging looks like. Just stop making scented ones, tampon companies. FFS.

They probably suggested making it pink. Everyone knows women are colorblind to every wavelength of light except pink.

Now I don’t know anything about design, but I really feel like they should come with a piece of chocolate and a midol inside each wrapper. Oh, and slip of paper with your fortune on it.

I’m like, people, you had four tries to come up with a decent name.