CHECK OUT YA GIRL ALL LEGIT!!! DRINKS ON ME! And by drinks I mean seltzer water with lime.

She seems great. You should hire her to replace Jane Marie’s horrible advice column.

Aerosoles are actually Not Horrible, and quite a lot of them really are pretty comfy. The problem is that a lot of their styling is inconsistent (are they a Coolish Trendyish brand for Youngish people? or are they Semi Frumpy Old Lady Shoes? because their styles cover that whole gamut). Plus, “Aerosoles” as a brand…

FYI, there will be a bunch of solar eclipses in the next decade, with one in 2024 where the path of totality is in the U.S. and closer to the parts of the country that don’t suck. So if you couldn’t get your eclipse glasses now, don’t burn out your retinas worrying about missing a “once in a lifetime” event.

The place where I’m interning told me on my first day that the whole unit is being moved in 2020 and everyone is getting laid off, so don’t expect a job offer at the end of my internship.

This is Garin and Erika, IF YOU WANT TO HELP FIX THIS (and now you do)- go to our website (links in article) www.RHAvote.com and SIGN THE PETITION immediately, and follow links to Rally and Rise RallyandRise.org to get info on calling senators to put pressure on them. We have talked to the senators- this matters, call…

Dodai!!!!!

I’m going to just repost what I said yesterday over on Gawker’s article. I’ve highlighted the part that any anti-vaxxer reading this should pay close attention to.

I found more. (Sorry is there are any repeats.)

Couldn’t help, sorry. :P

WE HAVE FOUND RAFFEY.

THIS IS NOT HELPING.

Aah! Congrats to you too! Yes it does. It's been quite a year!

You guyssss, I finally got a doggie! Went to the shelter on Monday, she was ready on Thursday. We’re getting along great, she likes the kids and she’s the sweetest thing. Meet Amy:

That would be amazing. Eating delicious pizza surrounded by delicious fake-pizza.

I’m laughing right now, because if I don’t, I will kill myself with the pizza wheel I just found in our bedroom for some reason (why?).

Tracy Moore is a mom who writes about parenting sometimes. Maybe you could email her? My dream is that Jezebel starts a parenting blog and (a) finds a talented dad writer to help, because parenting isn’t just for moms, and (b) pays LaComtesse to write for it. LaComtesse used to write hilarious, informative parenting…