It’s SO good. The chocolate glaze is a *little* boozy (4 oz chocolate and 4 oz bourbon, yikes) but it’s really good. REALLY RICH and after you eat a piece your heart stops for a minute but honestly, if this is how I die, I’m OK with it.
Currently soaking in a cold tub after a mountain bike ride. I’m getting back into it after several years off and I am feeling it
Just a small point of correction from your friendly neighborhood (relatively speaking at least) Spanish linguist:
Guys, I just had to share what I heard Homey shouting in the basement: “Buster! Leave his butthole alone! You’ve been in there all day!”
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS.
I am hopefully going to sleep at some point, what with the insomnia.
i just went upstairs to kiss the missus gnite and walked in on her talking to her pillow
JIFFY AND WORK BAE SITTIN IN A TREE
y’all. i am a whole mess and something goofy happened and i just cannot. so quick background: i share an office with my work crush. i have been crushing him since before we started sharing and office. it’s so bad, and he’s so sweet and hot and i just want to do bad bad things to him. we click and have a lot in common,…
I also receive approximately 429k texts from CVS every month. I don't know what's longer, the text thread from them or one of their receipts.