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3/30/19
3:36 PM
4

It’s SO good. The chocolate glaze is a *little* boozy (4 oz chocolate and 4 oz bourbon, yikes) but it’s really good. REALLY RICH and after you eat a piece your heart stops for a minute but honestly, if this is how I die, I’m OK with it.

3/30/19
3:14 PM
2

Currently soaking in a cold tub after a mountain bike ride. I’m getting back into it after several years off and I am feeling it

3/30/19
12:20 PM
9

Guys, I just had to share what I heard Homey shouting in the basement: “Buster! Leave his butthole alone! You’ve been in there all day!”

3/29/19
3:24 PM
9

y’all. i am a whole mess and something goofy happened and i just cannot. so quick background: i share an office with my work crush. i have been crushing him since before we started sharing and office. it’s so bad, and he’s so sweet and hot and i just want to do bad bad things to him. we click and have a lot in common,

3/23/19
1:52 PM
2

I also receive approximately 429k texts from CVS every month. I don't know what's longer, the text thread from them or one of their receipts.