they are all super creepy and i love them
<insert GIVE IT TO ME Stephen Colbert gif>
I know I shouldn’t complain that CVS texts me incessantly until I pick up my meds, because hey it’s great to not have to remember when I’m due for a refill, and because it’s actually really helpful for my depression for me to have external responsibilities in terms of Making Me Do The Thing I Don’t Wanna Do, but...…
We’re going to the in-laws’ for dinner in a few hours, and while I know it’ll be good for my mental health to be forced out of the house for a couple hours, I just... don’t wannaaaaa.
HAHAHA you are welcome 💖💜💙
idk how it first started but it’s like a running joke that bi people can’t sit in chairs correctly: https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/11/27/bisexual-sitting-chairs-meme/
good i’m glad the lentils still reign supreme ❤️
Listen, my humor is the only reason my coworkers even tolerate my cocky impatient ass so CANT STOP WONT STOP DONT KNOW HOW TO STOP
oh it’s my favorite joke (she says, with one foot on fhb’s chair and one on the radiator)
yo fuck brain weasels. not cool, guys
Hello! Cute cats always welcome. I’m guessing they’re yours?
Hi! I’m okay; I was kinda in hibernation for a bit, what with winter cold and dark and Ye Olde Depressione, but now that it’s still light out when I leave work I’m slowly returning to functional-human-person status.
you best believe i composed this post cross-legged and sideways in my office chair
i actually yelled AWWWW BABYYYYYY
OK but can we talk about the most delightful car karaoke video of all time?
Immunotherapy is fuckin’ awesome! (caveat: nothing is perfect, every patient reacts differently, side effects are no joke, etc etc)
Fire head boy has spiked me like a volleyball in a dream, and I’ve punched him while dream-fighting off a mugger, so I’d say we’re even too. The perils of sharing a bed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Depends on whether you’re British or American, apparently: