I absolutely hate the culture of "happiness" that is so ingrained in America. It's unhealthy and it's annoying.

loving that gif. solid bollywood moves right there.

i wish depression was a person so i could beat them up and then murder them

So I think I'm going to embrace Jewish-ness. I was raised Muslim but my husband is Jewish, but both of us are agnostic and borderline atheist. I always feel left out during the holiday season. My parents never emphasized any Muslim stuff so I never felt like I belonged to any community. I always cook a Seder for…

Jeez, Dad, step it up. You started this, you can help finish it.

IF YOU LIKE THAN YOU BETTER PUT A RING (On your credit card bill)

So. I am here to give an update about what happened last week when I fled from my emotionally abusive boyfriend. I've been posting about trying to get out of this relationship for a while but had been very very stuck do to being very very poor and very alone in a new city and not being able to afford a place of my own…

Make the appointment to see someone. Write it down on your calendar/agenda, do not cancel it for any reason besides contracting the flu, and go. That is the first and most important step. I put off seeing someone for a long time and once I went and I was diagnosed, I felt relieved. A diagnosis gives a structure to…

They're nice boobs.

IDK, maybe I'm alone in this, but a kid just sitting there being cute is way more interesting than people's jogging routes, pictures of brunch, quizzes about what slice of pizza you are, or sad cryptic haikus. By which I mean to say: of the things people share on facebook, the joy of being a part of a brand new life…

It's gonna be a long 18 years

No. But babies can make you crazy happy proud. We parents honestly believe for a while that everyone would be as interested in everything.

So you're roughly the size of a barge?

Oh God, I have decided to leave this off my site as I can't find a fairytale way of saying

To be fair, I am not actually Fidel Castro.

More like love at first fanfic!

"Burt Reynolds' kiss makes you gay."

Unless you're hitting happy hour on a Friday with a ratty bun and sweatpants and a sweatshirt, you care.

You are not entitled to anything from a stranger on the subway. Just think about how this sounds for a minute.

There are two types of people in the world. People who admit they pee in the shower and dirty fucking liars.