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Happy for her, but it must suck to have to leave Monaco for the U.S.

Also annoying. Actually every damn thing she does is annoying, and her music sucks and has always sucked (except “Like a Prayer”), but I always feel weirdly protective of her because everybody’s like, “Madonna, how dare you present yourself as a sex symbol and then age? You sicken me.”

someone who looks like me is on the cover of People magazine as a supermodel, i got the feels, personally :)

I know but i think of it as baby steps. Like she’s saying #effyourbeautystandards while still being very traditionally beautiful in every sense except for being fat (and possibly, tats) BUT its an improvement and you can’t make people go from 0 to 100. So it’s not the second coming of Gloria Steinem, but it’s a good…

I brought up Talented Mr Ripley in another post today, but I think that was peak Gwynnie for me. I loved in that role. I mean the role was someone with tons of money and privilege but she nailed it!

I’m a staunch Team Gee Pee member, as well. I still can’t believe Jez shit all over her for doing a PSA supporting Planned Parenthood.

True story from my friend (anecdata, but quite telling nevertheless). So, she was ABD when she got married to another ABD and moved to a big city from our quaint college town. The department did not fund her for the diss year, so she had to get a job teaching high school. She got pregnant (by accident, but the kid was…

Jezebel: where people go to pick apart women’s bodies.

quite

More news out of the music world, except this time it kind of sucks:

What about the overt mimicry of Tupac’s “California Love” video?

You’re totally right. Plus I can’t handle how she attempts Schrayber-like personal asides— it comes off as clunky and unoriginal when you don’t have a solidified relationship with your audience. It sucks not checking Jez on the weekends but sometimes it’s just not worth it.

Between the typo in this and the awful Dirt Bags, I’m just biding my time til Karyn is off of Jezebel altogether.

Wait so you want us to be against the STORE CLERK in this situation? Who is probably making around minimum wage?? Yeah, it probably wasn’t the nicest thing to say out loud, but jeez, s/he probably meant it literally. It literally must be nice to have that life. It literally must be nice to be able to make that choice…

You have a reading comprehension problem. She literally stated that people she talks to will say these things to her. She isn’t talking about how feminist posts indirectly make her angry. She’s referring to people who get pissy when they ask the “Where do you work?” question and get “I’m a homemaker.” response.

Thank you, pinkie, for your repeated posts and for making this all about you rather than a remembrance of the feminist struggle. Buried here is a clue about why people react to you as they do. Buy it.

Boy, this is a lot better than the last time a Jezebel writer took life lessons from a TV show.

Now who’s being “judgey”? “All those other MEAN women hate you because they’re POOR and can’t do what YOU do! Because everybody knows, if they COULD ‘stay home,’ they would. No woman REALLY wants to work for pay!”

I automatically love any post that starts with “FFS.”