I’m sorry you’re having a shitty time. Here’s a happy turtle I met the other day whilst going through a shitty time. Hope it gets better soon. His witto face tho❤️

Ice. Ice. Baby! —- now I am the worst.

At least Christina’s tongue is attractive.

Why is it worthy just because it’s old? Farting is a thousands-year-old practice, too.

I love my child so much, but I have never wanted to simultaneously slam someone’s head into a wall while never wanting any harm to come to them.

If I were this lady’s kid I wouldn’t want her to know I’m awake. Can you imagine what kind of lifestyle would be forced down your throat? One day he’s going to be stuck being woken up to do the same routine she does.

I love kundalini and I’m laughing at her shit.

Thiiiiiiis. I would have to wake up at about 415 am to have time for fucking “breath sets” and meditation. And you know my two-year old would hear my ridiculous breathing and decide to mindfully start yelling “MAMA YOU BREATHE FUNNY I MADE POOP IN BED!”

I’m a 2nd semester med student and it was real blow to all of us during our respiratory course when we learned that there are no studies that have been able to significantly associate any one type of diet or food behaviors to the prevention of cancers of any kind. It was a hard day that day.

My cousin’s ex is vegan (the white, dreadlock-wearing, Brooklyn-living, yoga-teaching type) who’s all about all-natural, blah blah blah, and it’s fucking hilarious to me that as soon as her back is turned, their son wolfs down all the animal products he can get his hands on, the more processed the better. Mind you, no…

My parents fed us bee pollen when were kids and that’s why I’m invincible now. SORRY, STUPID FRAGILE HUMANS.

i just hope that someone slips Rohan a big bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos smothered in Chamoy someday when she isn’t looking and junk food/HFCS becomes his big rebellion. this lady... i mean, everybody gotta make a dollar outta fifteen cents nowadays, but she hurts my heart.

More like, “And Rohan will poop on them.”

Had the EXACT same reaction, that first paragraph managed to tick every box for visceral dislike of this woman. I was also out at Rohan...

“[I] start with some Kundalini meditation” - eye roll - “and a 23-minute breath set” - *twenty three* minutes? uugh, k, whatever - “along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea” - oh, christ, it’s official. This bitch is the worst - “before my son Rohan wakes.” - Annnnnd I’m out.

can’t wait until someone tells her that she, too, will die like everyone else

16 year old accepted into Harvard, earns PHd University Michigan in Mathematics, Assistant Professor at age 25 at University of California, Berkeley......Ted Kazinski.......Unabomber. Intelligence does not equal innocence.

IKR? I was so sickened by it. First they talked about 13 year old girls being hypersexual and lying about their age and then they postulated that her death must have been an accident because she was on medication for her liver transplant. It was disgusting. I couldn’t even engage them I was so angry.

Let’s not forget about the decapitation of the Chinese grad student at the cafe, which happened a couple of years after the mass shooting. There IS something strange going on.

I spent a year frequenting the Virginia Tech Campus. I'm not suggesting that it's some of kind of Hellmouth - in fact, I enjoyed my times there. But there was a strange vibe I'd never felt on any other campus. My colleague and I would watch the Corps of Cadets do their marching in formation thing; that's was....…