I’m truly happy for him. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go argue for a 3% raise in a performance review that my boss forgot to conduct last year.

Just want to say that this headline is confusing the hell out of whatever ad service GMG uses

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

But did you send it?

he had to leave San Francisco because, he told reporters, “me libel vegan.”

“That was disrespectful. That was not cool at all,” said Kristoffersen, who came in second place to established rival Marcel Hirscher. Though he was frustrated, he did not blame the snowballs for the loss: “I would not have beaten him even if there were no snowballs.”

Ok that might be true, but can you name an NFL franchise that is not true of?

I love mixed breed dogs. Orion is a chibulldor (Chihuahua, pit bull, Labrador), possibly more.

Here’s a good, fancy dog.

My giant Great Dane puppy and my old cocker mix.

The average MLB game is a little over three hours. It was 3:05 at the beginning of the season. The average NFL broadcast is 3:12. And there are probably more down moments in an NFL game.

Your 10 year old is not a millennial. We’re like fucking 30 now dude.

My daily prayer:

Better than healthcare, amirite?

He looks nothing like me.

+1 reach-around pass

Depends; does the byline count as a sentence?