I am worried my fiance wouldn’t be able to pay the household bills....without my much higher income.

+1 clone stamp

Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

Murder For Pizza, Hot Cup of Poison, BeerTot and Too Fat to Die: this Saturday night at Jimmy’s Punk Rock Palace!

As someone else recommend, buying used is a great place to start. You can buy an excellent used bike for $200-$300 that is about 10 years old or so (which is fine for bikes). But there are 2 important things to remember:

1. Do get sized first. Go to a bike shop and try out a bunch of different styles. My wife wanted a…

7.6/10 on the bayless scale

Did you ask your partner before you left this comment

I’ve only ever heard them called books. Tricks is hearts.

To the four of you who were waiting with baited breath for this series to continue, sorry it took so long!

I can’t stop laughing at the one guy with a “NI” banner.

The Yard Goats played home games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich

Some Americans like to do their own re-badging.

How NYCFC and NYRB fans see themselves:

“I used to lay in my twin bed at night and wonder where my brother was.” - Mitch Hedberg

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…

Nice clean ones. It's be different this time, you'll see.

You start with a thin piece of metal, it needs to be in the shape of a rectangle missing one of the long sides.

I need a car first. D: