why are you going around demanding people who are asking for justice somehow turn into members of Congress? I imagine it’s so when they don’t have a perfectly fleshed out answer for you, you can pounce on them as uninformed and reactionary. Just looking for that GOTCHA, instead of engaging in intelligent discourse.…

They killed their child. They have several other children. The family makes their living by selling these snake oil cures and have been vocally unrepentant about killing their own son and trying to publicly persuade idiots like you that they were just well-meaning fuckups when they murdered their child by neglect and…

so they could, i don’t know, like, investigate maybe, talk to family members and known associates and find him that way? i think i read somewhere that investigation is supposed to be an aspect of policework, but i could be wrong. but, you know, that assumes they care to do their jobs and protect people from domestic…

Uh... how do you think voting works? If all the Democrats cast “protest” votes, the state isn’t Blue anymore. This is basic logic & math... I’m honestly embarrassed to be in the same state as you.

“...no matter how many protest votes we cast, we will remain a blue state...”

A protest vote. You know, like voting third party because Bernie didn’t get the nomination...

“My focus of my year isn’t going to be that I’m gay. It’s certainly a big part of who I am, and I will be promoting it and raising awareness for the LGBT community. But also there will be many appearances that I do that have nothing to do with that.”

To me, Harry looks exactly like Charles. But ginger.

one night my friend and i were driving around brooklyn in my beater old volvo with every single window and the sunroof open BLASTING that song (among other celine hits) and singing our heads off while mournfully reaching out to people walking down the street.

Long time reader, first time commenter, and I just had to say that this piece is the best, longest, most artfully concealed buildup to a fart joke ever. I hope that your pitch for this story was “I have a killer set up for a fart joke, but I need you to send me to Vegas to see Celine Dion.” I laughed until I cried.

I’ve always said that if, God forbid, somebody walked into the Capitol Building and opened fire, these fuckers would pass so many gun laws you wouldn’t even be able to say the word “gun” without being put on a watch list.

Honestly, the US didn’t deserve the Obamas. The crap we put them through was shameless, and they handled it with such poise and grace. Also, yay, National Parks!

Tall and tan and young and lovely
The girl from Ipanema goes walking and
When she passes, each one she passes goes “ahhh, she probably has Zika.”

Are the majority of pundit opinions these days offered as questions? Yes. Are those questions by definition rhetorical? No, because the pundits always answer the question they posed to themselves. Are pundits only doing this because it’s a way to take both sides of an argument and provide an out if they're called on…

Did you ask your partner before you left this comment

What the 2nd Amendment didn’t have in mind when it stated ‘A well regulated militia’.

Paradoxical is the one who embraces ideology that does not embrace you back...

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I think all football (hell, all sports!) needs to die. You see the same terrible things happening with high school football too, sadly...

I know this is difficult for everyone, but JE I just wanted to send you some love. I can’t even imagine what you and others in the LGBT community must be going through right now.