This is awful. Jorts, really?

Thank you, it’s hard to bring up but I think it’s important for survivors to share their stories. I always think it’s so incredibly fucked up that I feel lucky I was able to escape before I was raped, like what I went through was no biggie when I know it was.

Emma Stone will be playing a black maid. Don't worry about it.

Before everyone starts flying off the rails and twisting this to fit your personalized agenda - let’s just stay focused on the most important aspect of this article: Does Agholor still have an appetite for his favorite foods?

Why, do want to move there and upgrade your surroundings?

Dear me. Someone pointed out some people get whiny about pointing out privilege exists, and you took it to mean they were attempting to justify a screaming assault on your person.

And yet somehow you’re the asshole if you so much as ask others to consider the idea of privilege.

Wake me up when someone wants to actually do something about the fact that this world is run by entitled white men, and all of the rest of us solely exist to make it as palatable for them as possible.

2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…

My Side of the Mountain was MY SHIT. I’ve reread it and of course its a totally implausible scenario but I would give my right arm to have a hollowed out tree and a hawk friend.

A simple solution: Appoint an independent counsel to investigate the problems at Baylor. I nominate William Jefferson Clinton.

The karma that is falling on Ken Starr is a beautiful thing to behold.

Oh, I see now, you don’t actually have any thoughtful arguments or rebuttals and were just trying to get me to waste my time... You succeeded! Gratz!

Janet Reno sent the fire spitting Bradley into the wrong religious compound.

Oh won’t somebody please think of the poor boys who wanted to gang bang a 15 year old girl, got caught and suffered virtually zero consequences for their actions.

Jesus, dude. Seriously?

False. Hollywood reboots movies that absolutely do not need them all the time (and most of the time the trailers for those projects look like shit too). I can’t think of a single reboot that has attracted anywhere NEAR the level of vitriol as the Ghostbusters reboot. There’s almost nothing different from Ghostbusters…

thats a weave.

What a true libertarian, thinking everyone wants to see his dick.

If I wasn’t already a lesbian...that would have done it.