Everyone is so mad in an Apple store that employees always looked shocked, surprised, and blessed when I respond to horrible news with a chipper, “oh okay no problem! Sure!” I don’t do it for them. I’ve been waiting uncountable minutes in this white and chrome hell hole. I do this to entertain myself. Your surprise…

It’s nice to know visiting the Apple store is as exhausting for other people also. I went to mine a few months ago after my iPhone abruptly stopped working and while I had an appointment with a genius, I was still told to sit in the waiting area where the seating looked like crates that had washed ashore after a ship…

Thank you. I just posted this same sentiment elsewhere. This is New Jersey. They fucking know who he is. My family is from that area and I grew up in the 80s and 90s knowing Donald Trump was a piece of shit. The man is not, and never has been, a secret. That anyone from that area voted for him is just mind fucking…

Almost all of them look dead in the eyes, which is making me feel better in a strange way.

Yeah, I think the bride/groom made an informed decision, but I feel bad for the innocent bystanders. Can you imagine, you’re already dreading going to your shitty conservative cousin’s wedding because when her Facebook isn’t MAGA it’s a fucking wedding countdown clock, and all you’re looking forward to is the open…

Seriously? Really? Yeah all the child-free women have absolutely no family or friends or meaningful careers. They were probably just waiting to drop dead so their 50 cats could feast on them anyway.

But....but.... “You don’t know what love is until you’ve had a baby.”(TM) Who are those sex slaves or army guys going to fight for? Their own worthless @sses? HA.

Ah you’ve never met my dog i guess... also this is the most sexist comment i’ve ever seen and 8 ppl like it, meh. Better stop sending all those single 20 year old men to war because you know they don’t have children to fight for and will not fight hard enough.

I got a call yesterday from some poor unfortunate phone bank volunteer looking for support of the DCCC. I went off on the guy about how throwing women under the bus to win elections is going to cost him the support of a lot of women.

The problem with going to places is you have to come back again.

Agree. Kept thinking it would make a cool stand alone video game / rpg (upping the looting, decreasing the other stuff the Mongols were known for)

I am also a married gay. We had no wedding whatsoever, we went to the drab Manhattan registry office; a suburban Registry of Motor Vehicles Office probably has more charm. Although it did have this strange WPA-era mural that people took pictures in front of.

I saw this meme the other day and thought it was pretty accurate. After several FB friends did the “only 100 days until I become Mrs Smith, sooo excited to marry my best friend”... “Only 82 days until we become one, can’t wait to be Mrs Smith” I’m totally over it. Especially cause these people are still freakin…

Is it just me or is there in fact a marked correlation between owning/driving a BMW and major douchebaggery?

Am I a bitter asshole?

Thanks. That is a good line. Thankfully, he didn’t try to do any of the “you’re such a nice person” shit, though he did say he wanted to be friends. I replied that if I wanted to remain involved with an emotionally stunted son of a bitch who only got in touch when he wanted something, I’d still talk to my father. And…

Sap thread!

**Armstrong used. Everyone at the time (and still do, just different peds) used. Armstrong was a thug and a bully who ruined quite a few people, so folks were more willing to throw him under the bus.

The ACLU’s resistance to Trump has been brilliant not just substantively (and it has undoubtedly been substantively brilliant) but also symbolically. They have just been so consistently good at packaging their resistance in a way that makes people sit up and notice.

My “Give NO FUCKS” has been steadily growing since I turned 30 and seems to increase by two fold every 5 years or so. I’m past mid-30s now and yeah, it’s increased. And damn, is it wonderful!