No no: “Congratulations! I’ll pray for your new job.”

No.

Sorry for OT, but the Mooch is out as WH Communicans Director.

I mean, it’s toxic-masculinity in a nutshell. Kill anything that threatens your manhood, or whatever. It’s pathetic.

Killing a woman seems like the default answer to so many problems. Did she laugh at you? Kill her! Did she rebuff your advances? Kill her! Did she not hold still while you are killing her? Kill her!

A non-tattoo-related observation - does Macauley Culkin look healthier than he has in years?

He went out for some deep-fried lard and we changed the locks. We’ve got the phone off the hook and we’re staying away from the windows. Hopefully he just forgets his way back. Wisconsin’s far enough for me.

I think I started around 30 or 35, then lost the top layer of fucks steadily for awhile, then hit an oil patch at 40 and started shedding fucks faster than dandruff. Now at 47, I can’t believe that it’s still going to get even better!

All that term limits do is kill off a reservoir of experience and eliminate the few “good eggs” in Congress.

Just like you give us a prime example of why abortion is sometimes a good idea.

My timeline as well. I think of all I might have accomplished if I had given zero fucks much earlier in life.

Isn’t that the truth.

I’m 53, can concur.

Yup. I’ve noticed a lot more “I don’t really give a fuck” creeping in. It’s awesome, because in my late teens and 20's I was such a people pleaser.

I don’t know you, but We would love to!

Yep. It’s one of the best things about getting older. I may have wrinkles, my metabolism is slower than molasses, my get up and go got up and went but I can also look you right in the eye and say “I don’t care” and mean it. It’s so freeing.

It is unreasonable for adults to expect people to make a big deal and travel for their birthdays unless it is a milestone.

I am 133 days sober today. I’m not white knuckling it, but I did take some muscle relaxers the other day for some extreme pain and the float feeling was nice.

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

Boy. He’s sure butthurt about getting shut down for not answering the goddamn question. Here’s a tip, dumbass: when someone asks for an explanation and you start talking about anything else? We all fucking know you are full of shit. So please, stop wasting our time just cause you think you’ll win the dick measuring…