This is America’s larger problem. As above, so below.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

“RESPECT THE TROOPS!”

There are like 10 competent NFL caliber QBs in the world. That’s the problem.

Sports Illustrated should honestly issue an immediate apology to all of the athletes on that cover, and to Kaepernick. What a clusterfuck.

OKC knows you can’t have a team offensive usage rate above 100%, right?

That’s nice. But you forgot about the part where they’re an untouchable American mega company and you’re “dredlocks” from the internet and that this happened in a country where the government is owned by corporate suits.

I highly doubt the Ravens would ever blame a player’s significant other for anything

Damn Ray. When you saw that picture after really advocating for Kaepernick it must have felt like you got stabbed in the back.

Uranus butt jokes AND Dave Matthews?! Please, make it stop...

Jesus effing Christ guys. Just ditch the logo. It’s about as culturally sensitive as an Al Jolson song, and you look like massive assholes for using it.

They still exist as a means to dramatically kill of Euron in some satisfyingly appropriate manner.

*Narrator voice* It was not art

For which team?

As scarred as Plunkett is, he says he wants the NFL to do what it can to start making football safer so the sport doesn’t disappear.

Every fucking time (well at least for the last seven years and counting) I read about the abyss that is third base for the Red Sox I think about this good baseball man and slowly shake my damn head. What a good, nay great, baseball man.

that would require him to last until the season premiere which is still six weeks away

GODDAMNIT, WOULD SOMEBODY JUST SLIT THE THROAT OF THAT DUMB, IMBECILE, SANSA, PLEASE? Has that fucker learnt nothing? No, you stupid spoiled idiot, it’s not that you can’t question your brother - even if your point is beyond stupid, as it was -, just try to not do it in front of the very houses he is trying to keep…