Pretty much every Conferderate-related statue is borne from that, or a similar kind of quote, considering that was like literally the point of the Confederacy. So blanket removal is a-ok.

I hate it when anyone, anywhere, tries to wiggle out of something by saying “well, that’s for [the particular local government in question] to decide.” No shit, guys. The question wasn’t “Hey, in your opinion is this issue for the local government to decide?”

In America, we use words like “grit” to describe players who are willing to get dirty and like “captain” for those who will do anything for their teammates.

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

13 strikes and a grand slam. It’s like a Denny’s restaurant health inspection grade.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

A baseball player’s peak is usually around age 28. Power tends to increase with age. Trout’s a big guy, but he doesn’t have the huge body that tends to break down and become a major liability defensively and on the basepaths after age 30.

You have a typo in the headline. Let me fix it for you:

You didn’t even mention that they fired the Director of the FBI.

How on Earth did she get invited to be the commencement speaker at a university, much less an HBCU campus? This is on that school’s administration.

Rarely do you see such an overwhelming physical presence paired with such a juvenile, petty, and ineffectual emotional one. He would make a great inspiration for one of those ‘kid gets morphed into an adult due to magic/quirk/time travel/horrific accident’ movies if he was just a bit/infinitely more pleasant.

That last sentence. Those recommended stories. Cruel.

Let me do the math for you.

Trump is the gift that never stops giving.

Which millionaire making money off coaching poor black kids (let’s be real here) isn’t an asshole, exactly?

Step 3 is profit.

Here’s a good tweet:

The problem is that images “insulting to white people” don’t REALLY exist in the same way, perhaps apart from white subgroups that invariably take them away from the “main stream” in some way—”white trash,” Jewish people, Mormons, hicks, etc.

Hi, I’m Dwight Howard. I have superstar numbers but every team I join gets worse and in a year everybody hates me. Here, smell my fart!