“Also, the kids do the “twerking” now, which is where one takes the rumpus and shakes it, as one might say, like a Polaroid picture! Oh, what will these scamps think of next?”

Former rugby player here.

Such a shame to see the legend gone at such a young age. He was an absolute force on the field — even when he didn’t score a try in the game, his mere presence forced the opposing team to take into account the mere possibility of what he was capable of doing in a given instant.

I don’t think…

Retired boxer went to jail for rape and was a leading cast member in top rated sitcom Friends.

That’s okay. The Texas education system being what it is, it’s unlikely the Texans could find Canada on a map.

Consistent with EVERYTHING else, the RISK will be socialized while the PROFIT is privatized. This should come as no surprise whatsoever.

Actually, the fans were paid to chant “FANDUUUUUUUEL” throughout the game.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

Enjoy your practice squad cars and your practice squad beds and your practice squad apartments. After I’m done doing throws here I’m going to step inside the mouth of a whale and the whale will take me to my luxury condo out near the edge of the continental shelf where mermaids will be my bed. Do you get it? I am…

The story is obviously fake. The Browns don’t even have 3 NFL starters on offense.

“hi mom, It’s me Jimmy. Yeah, cancel the party and catering company... no I won’t be playing... Coach Bill just locked my uniform in the closet again”

“FUCK!” - Jimmy Garoppolo

I cannot work up one ounce of give a shit about the amount of air that may or may not have been in those footballs. Let the quarterback decide how much air he wants in the footballs. I’d love to see a quarterback use footballs as flat as a flitter that he has to throw like a Frisbee. Let the kickers select whatever…

NCAA should investigate Jones. How did he afford that flamethrower he used on Dan?

As a Mexican fan, (I was born and raised in Mexico) I hate this. That team is awful, the fans are awful(not all of them) and for the most part the tournament was awful. The whole thing is such a farce that there is no reason for me to keep watching. I am also a USA fan (I have been living in the USA for 20 years for…

How has no one picked up on the fact that two prominent free agents had a name within a name: LaMarcGasolDridge? Seems like this should be bigger news.

It doesn’t work like that. Professional athletes don’t get taxed in-state for all of their income because many of their games take place out of state, and even athletes from non-tax states (like Texas) get taxed on their income for road games. So Sacramento Matthews wouldn’t have been taxed by California on all of his…

I have this theory that Denise hates her brother so much that she’s been deliberately trying to destroy the team he loves so much since she took over, what, 15 years ago. The success of the Harbaugh years was purely accidental and Jed has been sternly warned that if anything like it happens again, she’ll take the team…

To me, the last model looks blue with black hair.

I don't know who that color commentator is, but I want to hear him doing every sport on earth! Hockey! Baseball! Wing-eating contests! Curling! Darts! Spelling bees!