Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

Hunters can shoot cyclists, though.

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.

That's only fair since Gilbert Arenas was a gunner.

"...the Floristocrats!"

Running is great. It is simple. Turning any fitness acitivity into a game of Crossfit-esque one-upmanship about equipment and which race to be seen at is silly.

Great, one more thing for insufferable runners to try to one-up each other about around the water cooler during the week.

"Stop Celebrating. This is Not an Occasion for Celebrating."

Keith Law has the science on his side, but you have to give a man of faith like Schilling credit—

As an American living in the south I have to say, O'Canada kicks our anthem's ass.

That plea deal is par for the course as far as first-time offenders go (no idea if that chode qualifies).

I'm beginning to think the conduct of people affiliated with NFL teams isn't held to the same standard as that of average citizens.

I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

The NFL as a whole is going to reverse the Earth Superman-style if they keep up this record amount of backpedaling.

Everybody knows that the bird is the word.

Maybe it's not how YOU football. Clearly it's how THAT GUY footballs. Don't be so judgy. Geez.

Steve DeBerg

I would support this only to see a lawsuit filed in crayon

"Quick! Call 9-1-1! Dan's having a heart attack!"

At least he died doing what he loved: ruining a soccer game for everyone else involved.