If only it were possible for both of these teams to lose.

You can tell this was written before Spain-Netherlands, since we already got our bloodbath.

As a fan of the Oranje it is still so hard to like Robben. His face is so punchable.

Well, this just made some legless African's day.

I should never have looked because now my blissful ignorance of everything being clean when it comes out of the dishwasher is broken! I always assumed there were little elves in there hand washing each item but no, the magic is gone.

dearest good friend:

In the future, everyone will drive tractors.

That is a beautiful artistic rendition, but little did we know — actual photos from the Holocene epoch exist! (Photo cred: Phil Lanoue/Caters News, 2012):

The irony of using Orwell to defend Fox News never gets old. Keep it coming.

During a press conference, police reported they have nothing to go on.

(It was probably the post I wrote about Josh Turel's mom.)

It doesn't surprise me, given the WTF grasp American radicals have of our own culture and history

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

Dinosaurs are too a gateway drug to science. I snorted a crushed Ornithomimid phalanx in Grade Nine, and now I can't leave the house without peer review.

I don't want to do the math, but somewhere around there.

To be fair, the evolutionary biologists I know don't know fuck all about basketball.

Now, this doesn't explain why human don't just cover the ruins of San Francisco with napalm, but I'm sure there's a decent reasons.

As much as I love both, I feel the first is still the better film. There's no scene for me in the second that compares with Michael 'settling all the family business' intercut with the baptism, and the promises he's making for his godson while breaking them all himself. For me, that one scene elevated The Godfather…