Oh, swell! I still haven't figured out this one.

and i thought most arizonians were vehemently anti-beaner.

Hell, 13 degrees would be a heat wave in Chicago right now. I remember the glorious days long ago when it got all the way up to 21. Man, that was livin'.

At least she's thorough, at least.

Logan's Run. Jenny Agutter... hmmm.

Oh, and I love whoever came up with Knottsferatu

The one with the beard of course.

Unfortunately were that the case, it would sound exactly like this:

IT'S COLDER ON THE INSIDE!!

Footrace Between Drunk Bears, Fans Ends Exactly As It Should

Mind control powers

Don't tell Mercury Morris.

On the Mark Harmon Trapezoid of Surprise Theory, this ranks somewhere between a level 3 2008 Patriots Super Bowl loss and a level 4 Leonardo…

Easy.

If you love bears, you should get your ass to Katmai National Park in Alaska.

Braun: "I have no one to blame but myself. But, let's be honest, 9/11 certainly didn't help matters."

Joe Plausibledeniabliterno

Intellectually, I agree with your fundamental premise, Scott. It's clear that a lot of the blood lust against A-Rod is personal and that the general vendetta against PEDs is based on hysteria more than it is reason. But, that said, I strongly disagree with how
you get to your conclusion.

Randy Johnson, murder.