who is this?

O. EM. GEE. You and my husband. Quit ruining the ingenuity of the song!!!

Oh just you watch her! No one puts Baby in a corner, and no one tells Carly Simon what she can’t do!

I watch the hell out of that show, despite him. Love that show, so much!

Butt plugs offer something to society.

Now I can’t stop staring at it.

There are Trump speech truthers? Hahaha, that is precious.

I don’t know what it is about the Internet, but it’s made every single person think they’re a logician and rhetorician at the level of Cicero. I can’t tell you how tiresome it is that people think pointing out one logical fallacy is enough to invalidate a person’s entire argument and/or life. Trying to debate…

Please don’t insult MRE’s like that. They have a valid function that they perform adequately.

Here’s my GTA5 Trevor

You guys are free to think what you want, but I’m pretty sure that “Buzzfeed...more like Buzzard feed” is the greatest thing ever tweeted

Same idea. It’s tasteless and you store it in the basement.

I’m playing Fallout 4 instead to simulate what the world will be like if one of these morons actually gets elected president.

Classic.

Look at her hair. No, it isn’t.

The Douche has a Masters in comparative literature. Bet this guy doesn't.

Good for her. I’ll just pretend that she was being interviewed by Crazy Ira and The Douche.

Fleetwood Mac 1977: “Players only love you when they’re playing”.

Mmmhmm, and Gloria Gaynor for her use of ‘At first I was...’