You say this as if it shouldn’t be the norm.

I’m always spitting my fingernails out my car window when I’m driving. They can have those.

Anna, get this kid to do a Jez post!

Nonsense. Here’s photoGIFic evidence he’s upset by this piece.

Who are the Sixers?

Got a problem with ducks dude?

Sounds too familiar...

“Slayer at Hammerjack’s is the metal equivalent of seeing the Beatles at the Cavern Club”

This is spectacular.

Let love Lovitz Rule

She has nearly reached Trumpian levels of orange. When will people realize that orange is not a natural skin color (unless you’re an Oompa Loompa).

*earlier*

Everyone’s laughing and riding and cornholing except Rob!!!!

Chalice:

This is more like a cult than a preschool, though.

Zach Braff looks like the freshly kneaded dough version of David Duchovny.

He pulled a Leslie Knope.