You’ve got me thinking about the fact we don’t use swords for Kabobs. You could make massive communal kabobs, instead of 80 little one. Just stick the whole veggie on there, with large chunks of meat, or tofurkey, or the limbs of someone with an egg avatar on Twitter. Whatever people eat nowadays.

I like how this woman is working on a computer. It’s probably pretty good computer work, too.

Did you ever see this from a few years ago? Also, after 18 months, i wish i was no longer gray...like the aliens he’s speaking of.

I find it fundamentally gross and inappropriate for “adults” to tell someone else’s child NOT to do something (unless it’s violent or criminal). It’s just another disgusting layer of the internet, of entitlement, of losers with too much time on their hands and an internet connection.

Super Ball / Meatball at 1/2 are on the money, but i would have ranked Marble Balls a tad higher. Agree to disagree I guess. Thank you for this pleasant exchange. Please pull forward and pay at the first window.

The whole tanner / bronzer thing needs to die. orange faces with pasty necks looks ridiculous. Get tan or stay pale. I couldn’t prolong eye contact with someone trying to pull this look off.

Can we PLEASE talk about the color disparity between her face and her hand in this pic?

ahh, the pre speedy (or just pre) internet days. remember actually answering the phone? we were so weird back then!

That’s...a weird thing to have to argue. Did she think they were an american band?

The paranoia and threats are pretty hilarious to me. This is Putin-level madness, in a preschool. A PRESCHOOL! Don’t know how she got so drunk on power, drinking from Dixie Cups. Must have taken forever.

I can’t hate on her either, for two...GIGANTIC reasons:

Bobby Kotb has nice ring to it. I doubt she’d go for Hoda Finger.

Wow. I can’t imagine how tough that would be. I was casually athletic and just really started truly working out about a year before my condition kicked in. So you are fully aware how great you feel after working out, plus the confidence you get from being in good shape.

I have a friend with Crohn’s and it’s tough for him as well. I, like you, am sick and tired of being sick and tired. My condition has only been a thing for 8 years, but I went from super fully active life to only finding true relief sitting on a couch in low light.

AS is ankylosing spondylitis. My mom has fibromyalgia as well. I’m a huge hermit and mostly love it, but i’ve about reached my peak of enjoyable seclusion. Been working very hard exercising and altering my diet to attempt having a social life again.

I have AS, which is similar to RA, and you are dead right. I am in anywhere from annoying pain, to “when can I leave earth?” pain, 24 hours a day, every day. Neither of these conditions is a joke. The inflammation is brutal and tends to shorten life spans. I’m certain Glenn had the best doctors around, but when your…

i was catching Eugene Kasche vibes at first. Turns out he’s at least as basic as that guy.

You don’t want that schwag! Im near certain those nugs are not dank. Buy American!

Some dishes are nearly “emperor’s new clothes” sounding.

oh jesus! I’d assume a faulty stab proof vest is on par with the quality of most Trump’s offerings. His bottled water is just the tears of the people he owed money to when he went bankrupt.