Really not what you want to see regarding things entering your body, it is? Like, if you went to a restaurant and saw Bulgogi “Beef”, you SHOULD have questions. Or if a guy texts his girlfriend ‘I want to “finger” you’, she should seek full clarity before agreeing.

It all seems like a prop up for him to sell his stab-proof belt buckle outside of the capitol building tonight.

I can’t claim credit for it, but it is fun to say! “Red” is sometimes included when i’ve seen it on twitter. Like “nude, red and mad on the internet.”

I was confused reading all those dishes. Rich people are fucking weird. Just a goddamn steak or chicken breast, or veggie ramen. Half of that crap sounds like ingredients for an insufferable spell crafted by a steampunk warlock.

He was great early on, but I think (guess, ponder) that Carell’s success in the American Version of The Office really is maybe a barb in his ego(?) Of course, Gervais made a fortune and won awards from the US version, but he started becoming WAY more “look at me” as that show went on, and he couldn’t get any of his…

I like your username. I can visualize a live action version of it in my head.

Awesome signal boost on this. It’s a very well written piece.

Well, question for you: where do you fork? Most people fork in the bedroom.

More like Hetero Idiots and Hetero Losers (Thanks, media, for non-stop Trump coverage - im infected now).

Either you really liked him, or you’re super kind, because the women i usually date wouldn’t put up with that and/or would mock me right out of the relationship.

Thanks again! Just know I’ll never wear a baseball cap to bed because that’s really weird. :)

I do appreaciate it! I’ve had to endure much greater hardships from the genetic lottery that formed this meatbag, but hair is a toughy. No one likes to admit vanity, but we all have it in one form or another. For me, it’s a worry that it will affect my confidence more. I wouldn’t care so much if I was engaged/married,…

So, all shaved then? I am planning to do that (or the almost bald, barely visible shadow of remaining hair) when I get to the point of no return. Not there yet. A few more years if im lucky.

Ooh! This is good. My hair is starting to thin up top. I wouldn’t do plugs, but its good to know that you are against it. It’s tough because im super single and it’s becoming a bit of a blow to my confidence. It’s not super sparse , so I still have some time. Just good to see some reassurance that it’s not as…

I love the phrase “Bristol Palin is incapable of passing up a raw dog” so much that, in my head, I hear it as a scientific fact.

Dating myself here (with this post, and because im not in a relationship atm), but this was absolutely everything to me. I had the van accessory as well.

I knew his defense sounded familiar. Line him up in the parking lot for some Jiggly Ball. Maybe the judge will assign The Janitor to torment him for the next few years.

Isn’t that more a phoenix?

I had a moment a few months ago where my non-child wanting self felt a slight pang after seeing this pic. No animal in it, but it’s about the cutest thing i’ve ever seen.

...it’s now apparent that you were truly,actually in a fight about red velvet cake this morning, because now you’re truly, actually in a fight with me about pumpkin pie-HOW DARE YOU!?