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Hunger Makes Me a Modern Girl is a document of self-actualization. These days, most people likely know of author…
FinchFace
finchlynch
never met her
I’m being “Sexy Kim Davis.” Complete with “NOPE” rubber stamp. You have no idea how hard it is to make a corduroy jumper even come close to “sexy.” Especially when scowling! I did my best. Although I will press it before we go out!
An update for you, as a Pens writer myself- thus far the little guy, Trey, has gotten 2 pucks, a jersey, a stick, and last I saw was with the teams’ PR staff, apparently to head into the locker-room with them to meet the players from what I gathered. While the old guy was booed out of the arena right afterward and…
Fuck, you sound like the local fucking police. Look, there’s no damned sign saying there’s an age limit on the god damned PlayPlace!
On Wednesday, Samer Kalaf typed what may well be his last words.
...or an American French Stewart.
dont judge my life
If I was in Vegas and her show was part of a package, I’d go just for shits and giggles.
She HAS gone into the Uncanny Valley, hasn’t she?
Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.
***the bae we were
spandex burger
Long labia haver here. I have never not once felt uncomfortable with my crotchal area in yoga pants. Literally everyone in my yoga class is packing a spandex burger. Doesn't matter.
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The girl he went home with the night before wasn’t.
GET AWAY FROM ME
Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.