I doubt she listens to Slayer. Just sayin’.

Cool squiggles always negate the awkwardness of discussing violent butt happenings.

if penises worked like vibrators, then men would have to pee outside or else we’d be cleaning the bathroom every time we whizzed with our quivering, vibrating member junk rods.

I’ve had so many women friends get bangs and instantly hate them, when I personally think they look great. My opinion doesn’t matter in any woman’s hair situation, but the clashing of perceptions always interests me. I’m also a bit of a Bettie Page fanatic (unflagging, unending desire sums it up), so bangs are my…

I know so many people that (im not a doctor, but) have that same sort of casual to moderate depression and they get no exercise. It’s been a very effective and cheap remedy to improve my mental state. I always recommend it, but no one is going to take my advice until they make the decission to get better, or at least…

I got the incredibly basic idea to fix myself the way depressed people in movies do it: I was going to do something physically difficult.

The bigger point for me is all these guys, when they get caught, they just lie lie lie like no one is going to bother or follow up. Like, they believe there are some playable odds where they might come out unscathed. And not even good lies! They have the exact same moves and defense of a 5 year old with chocolate all…

The old king clancy.

Yesterday, I saw a twitter reply to a guy supporting feminism, from a guy that likely does not support it, that (roughly) read: “Supporting feminism means you’re a beta male. You’re not a man.” and I find it really funny, in a terrible way, that supporting equality means you’re some kind of ineffectual, emasculated…

My brain is capable enough to understand this, but incapable of a coherent response. So...

It’s a frisbee, which isn’t even a real object.

Now his celestial body is being torn apart by a pack of wolves dressed in bee costumes

This is all true, but you’re still cut off.

Killer. Thanks again.

Yeah, that sucks. The Multiplayer was too hardcore for me (those dudes were TOO serious), but it was my favorite thing about the game (single player/terrorist hunt).

Photoshopped this yesterday, in a response to Erin’s tweet about One Millions Moms going all apeshit over goddamn rainbow-colored snacks.

Hopefully you can answer this: I played a few rounds the other day. Trying to grasp all the gadgets/controls/learning the maps took most of my time, so Im not 100% sure, but is the cover system (the one thing that separated R6 from every other shooter) gone? Is it just not part of the beta? Hugged up against a door…

I can’t wait for Father John Misty to play Maggie Gyllenhaal, playing a prostitute!