It’s cool though. These idiots will never be able to breed if they stick to their mandate. Myself, I need an anti-virgin. Double/Triple digit ladies hit me up. Show me your arsenal.

they just need to add a plate of refried beans and some raw broccoli to really ensure disaster.

When I read the “wheelchair” part, i could only think of curb your enthusiasm.

Hahahaha! Such a tiny boat. what a bunch of losers. get a bigger boat like the rest of us, you broke-ass Guccis.

...who told you about the precious fee fees? give me a name.

I refuse to believe with all the spying and tracking governments do nowadays that they couldn’t find this person. Also, hoping that the “no credible threat” is just a tactic to give this idiot enough gumption to come back out of their hole, so they can be snatched up.

I’ll stand with you. Scrubs had some off-seasons, but seasons 3-6, all cylinders are firing. It’s not breaking bad or arrested development, but any show that gives you Old Young MC is cool enough for me.

How am I supposed to know if it’s actually Jia Tolentino who wrote this, and not some guy named Doug Brown?

How have i never seen that? Amazing. Thank you for posting.

Maybe people dont ‘have’ to go to porn.Maybe some ‘want’ to go to porn.The porn fields are lovely this time of year. The wigs change color every fall. It’s glorious.

I was going to say that is a highly unflattering pic of her. It makes her look very “mannish”

Sup, Boo? Netflix and Chill or....

quit fox news immediately.

and simply waited until his guard was down, then wove my web of deceit and seduction.

I really agree with you on that, and im a rock/metal dude. That song is just pure 100% pop genius, from structure to lyrics. It’s one of the first pop songs i’d heard in a while where I thought, “This is just as good as anything that was on the radio in the 80’s”.

“I was on top of the Nakatomi Building with John McClane in the true sense.”

I imagine if it was one of the current republican candidates instead of our actual human President, the speech would be different:

Yeah, i don’t understand that false swagger, but then again, im not an alpha. seems like a very alhpa male thing to do.