Oh damn, you’re probably right. that didn’t even register with me. I was still reeling from “Cinamin” and “Baby Lighters”

What the hell is Spegetius? A fallen Roman leader made of pasta is what i’m seeing in my head.

I still need to attempt a two pizza friday. i’ll need my thanksgiving pants for that.

Matt likes his chicken spicy!

It’s abutt time they came up with something for this problem.

Thank you! As a guy, i wasn’t sure if this was way over the top. I have no idea if women get that sentimental about breastmilk.

You know who doesn’t need romance?

Oh shit, you hadn’t seen that before? i’m glad I was able to share this with you. it is a glorious piece of fear-mongering, subtextually racist media that makes me laugh every time I watch it.

You know, i didn’t have a problem with that scene set up the first time, but after the fourth version of it last night, i was sitting there thinking it would have taken 10 seconds to establish all this after the first shakedown.

Chill the fuck out and look inward, Ani. Your sister is fine.

Thus fulfilling the prophecy shared by Chuck Norris’ wife, as we take that first step into a thousand years of darkness.

Wow! That tunnel is better than the one on Weeds. Craziness.

its smartly brief 45-minute run

we’re you torn laughing at his speech impediment? I was. I was half “people have speech impeditments, don’t exlude them” and half “is that part of the schtick necessary”.

Another awful scenario is you do not die, and bite it off during impact. Us guys whine about teeth during a beej, but most don’t even consider this possiblity. Plus, road head is for movies and truck drivers....and movies featuring truck drivers.

Right? There is something about a woman that loves giving a blowjob, that almost needs to give a blowjob on the reg, that can’t be faked. I’ve dated 3-4 women like that, and whatever the issue was that end that particular relationship, they are the ones I remember most viscerally. I’m looking for more (well, one more,…

Hopefully Buster will be cleared of all charges, leave Lucille 2 in the past, and be able to make anustart.

double-postin glitchin on a friday.

It’s always fascinated me. I know firsthand that certain types of alcohol, and mixing alcohols, has an effect. We had to have a mild intervention with a friend of our years back because after years of being fine drinking beer, he started adding hard liquor to the mix. He would get belligerent with strangers at the…