I had only heard the basic information, so after seeing your comment I went and found a very detailed article about what happened that night.

yeah, that’s what i remember.

Agreed. Maria *seems* like a lot more fun. She has a real laugh and 100 watt smile. I don’t have an issue with Giulianna, but Maria is more my speed. I need a woman who would enjoy camping, or at least try to have fun while doing so.

For my money, she’s a disgrace as a human. What’s she going to decree next? 10 lashes in the public square, for the 8 year old that didn’t eat their broccoli? Also,

Have you seen the price of flowers these days? Semen is so much cheaper. It’s like 4 bucks a quart.

I will only read this (and other Jezebel articles posted today) when I get my story on Tiny Baby Arianna Grande’s Donut-Licking. Who is on that? I keep checking back, and nothing.

Last known picture of Kenny, Duke of Llamas.

What happened to ‘Keepin’ it Fresh’?

BRING BACK SUNSET TAN!

I saw this last night and thought the same thing. I am on board with Theories 5,6, and 7. Theories 1-4 are a bunch of uninteresting, macho bullshit i don’t care about.

The other day, commenter Miss Andry (assuming the role of President of the United States) was touting that triple and quadruple stuffers would get a tax break, and that regular oreos would be banned in her vision of a dystopian cookie-isle wasteland. And now YOU are belittling the fine citizens who are sated with…

He admitted to purchasing quaaludes, to give to women he wanted to have sex with.

I was just yelling “WHERE ARE HER SHORT PANTS?” at my screen, like a lunatic. This outfit makes the Hooters outfit look like Amish Formalwear.

I can’t look at assholes at work. i’ve been warned several times.

oh yeah. ive seen it twice. but have you even been THAT duped before?

I didn’t listen to you and now my eyes have reverse drought.

Oh yeah, I watched it twice. The saddest part is most of those people seem genuinely nice, considerate, and truly looking for something to guide them along on their journey.

Imagine if David Miscavige uploaded his entire Scientology file to Scribd!

Hipster Colonel Sanders just needs to be holding a rare My Bloody Valentine 7” that was only released in Japan, and a ferret on leash, and he’ll be able to lead his people to the Promised Land, which is just a juice bar in Silverlake.

Related comment: Looks like a decent flick. Regardless of whatever happens off camera, she’s still a great American actress.