double-postin glitchin on a friday.

It’s always fascinated me. I know firsthand that certain types of alcohol, and mixing alcohols, has an effect. We had to have a mild intervention with a friend of our years back because after years of being fine drinking beer, he started adding hard liquor to the mix. He would get belligerent with strangers at the…

I had only heard the basic information, so after seeing your comment I went and found a very detailed article about what happened that night.

yeah, that’s what i remember.

Agreed. Maria *seems* like a lot more fun. She has a real laugh and 100 watt smile. I don’t have an issue with Giulianna, but Maria is more my speed. I need a woman who would enjoy camping, or at least try to have fun while doing so.

For my money, she’s a disgrace as a human. What’s she going to decree next? 10 lashes in the public square, for the 8 year old that didn’t eat their broccoli? Also,

Have you seen the price of flowers these days? Semen is so much cheaper. It’s like 4 bucks a quart.

I will only read this (and other Jezebel articles posted today) when I get my story on Tiny Baby Arianna Grande’s Donut-Licking. Who is on that? I keep checking back, and nothing.

Last known picture of Kenny, Duke of Llamas.

What happened to ‘Keepin’ it Fresh’?

BRING BACK SUNSET TAN!

I saw this last night and thought the same thing. I am on board with Theories 5,6, and 7. Theories 1-4 are a bunch of uninteresting, macho bullshit i don’t care about.

The other day, commenter Miss Andry (assuming the role of President of the United States) was touting that triple and quadruple stuffers would get a tax break, and that regular oreos would be banned in her vision of a dystopian cookie-isle wasteland. And now YOU are belittling the fine citizens who are sated with…

He admitted to purchasing quaaludes, to give to women he wanted to have sex with.

I was just yelling “WHERE ARE HER SHORT PANTS?” at my screen, like a lunatic. This outfit makes the Hooters outfit look like Amish Formalwear.

I can’t look at assholes at work. i’ve been warned several times.

oh yeah. ive seen it twice. but have you even been THAT duped before?

I didn’t listen to you and now my eyes have reverse drought.

Oh yeah, I watched it twice. The saddest part is most of those people seem genuinely nice, considerate, and truly looking for something to guide them along on their journey.