Imagine if David Miscavige uploaded his entire Scientology file to Scribd!

Hipster Colonel Sanders just needs to be holding a rare My Bloody Valentine 7” that was only released in Japan, and a ferret on leash, and he’ll be able to lead his people to the Promised Land, which is just a juice bar in Silverlake.

Related comment: Looks like a decent flick. Regardless of whatever happens off camera, she’s still a great American actress.

I couldn’t have made it without Polish setting the bar. All props to FP.

I’m sure Fox Ape News will smear him soon. It’s the very least one can expect from Gorill A’Reilly

I had that same thing happen with soda pop. We would eat out once a week, and that was the only time i got soda. So, when I got older and had my own money, I started slamming the stuff. I did switch to diet by the time I was 17 though, but still downed it like I should’ve been downing water. Now I have only one/two a…

It’s so very, very cool that Jesse Watters hasn’t enough self-esteem/class/humanity in his soul to worry about looking like a condescending, cowardly chickenshit on Television.

My mom never, and I mean never ever, had any desserts in the house. No cookies. No ice cream. No cake. No brownies. Nothing. Fruit Roll-ups if I was lucky. So now, after a youth spent watching my friends eat sugary treats, I want to ruin it for every one else because I’m a bitter crank.

I’m not double-stuffing anything, Mrs. President! No one tells me what to put inside my cookies. You can have my regular oreos when you pry them from cold, dead hands!

I wouldn’t ask these people for driving directions, much less medical advice. Also, shocker that half of them are trying to rid their bodies of thetans.

When I saw this episode, I was yelling at my TV “No one in the history of blowjobs has made this face, you big weirdo!”

I was just gonna say. She’s going all out on white goos today.

you wrote “it me” and you aren’t a male, italian plumber, however I still hear mario’s voice when I read that.

Wow. Boric Acid is even crazier to me. When I was renting a house (usually an apartment peson) we had an ant / roach problem. Boric Acid (the powder form you can buy at home depot) all around the floorboards. They were all toast in a few weeks. We’d re-apply it every 6 months. Never had bug problems again.

That’s wild. Thanks. I learned my “something new” for the day.

This inquiry is strictly anatomy based and in no way sexual: like, directly on....or in?

Well, im sure she’s right that she doesn’t have to do that 24/7, but im going to get to work on a asshole sucking chart. It’ll be just like those tip cards people carry in their wallets.

“A spaceman came down to answer some things...”

Your whole post, but replace Rick Perry with Sarah Palin. She’d likely throw me out 2 minutes in though, as i’d be asking “Can you see Russia from my dick?”