Fair enough. Accept no offers to view ‘goatse’, the ‘pain series’ and, especially, ‘salsa snack’, and you should be okay.
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no judgment, but you didn’t know about meatspin until just now? 2015?
This Palooza looks it’s one step away from those Scientology rallies.
Why is Chad dressed like John Mark Karr? WHAT IS CHAD’S DARK SECRET?!?!
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That is from Danger 5, which is on Netflix. Trailer:
I auto-filled this to Allison Janney once I got to the J and now im thinking about how good a Susan she would have been.
When I was (much) younger, I worked as waiter. After a few months, you knew when it was a full moon. Not to get too hippie but most people don’t really tune into that kind of stuff because there’s a million other things going on, but i’m a believer in it.
Did this person have on a camo trucker cap, and t-shirt with the sleeves cut off that exposed their barbed wire tattoo, because this sounds like something someone like that might say.
HA! No, it did not. At least not to my knowledge, which is extremely limited when it comes to glory hole tragedies (or victories).
Glory holes USED to be awesome, but now people just leave alligators on the other side of them. Alligators have ZERO technique when it comes to fellatio. Just all teeth. It’s pretty embarrassing, actually. Learn your craft!
WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SEX THINGS? YOU’RE INVITING THE DEMONS INTO YOUR GENITALS!
I’m near certain he’s hiding some kink. I bet he has a leather strap called the “bible belt”
and some people, like 28-year-old Tennessee resident Anna Thomas,do thirteen cans of whip-its at 9 am and crash into a mailbox
He does NOT have child-bearing hips.
my problem is I dont want to believe it. I do totally love his stand up, but I’m not going to stick my head in the sand if he’s doing something as gross as making comediennes watch him jerk off. The fuck even is that, you weirdo?
Hopefully Jorah enters the fighting pit in a fedora, to let the people know he’s a nice guy.
That gif is making me feel feelings. And here I thought my genitals had died when the Octomom masturbation video came out.
He said their are sharks? Did he say if, like, they were hanging out near a lamp post, harassing people, whistling at women?
It’s real. i work in a building full of photoshoppers. they all said “seems legit”.