She is really rocking those 70’s era high-waisted jeans. Good for her.

Will you be wearing some sort of all-white cotton ensemble, otherwise i don’t understand the BBQ’s ribs/chicken low ranks, which seem to be based solely on the mess, with ZERO POINTS awarded for their utter deliciousness.

no need to defend Josh’s actions as a teenager, but the fact that he confessed his sins...

Danger 5!

I wanna play!

I really need a follow up on this teaser. Rooney makes Kate seem like Mary Poppins, but Mary Poppins makes Kate seem like the exact opposite of Mary Poppins...which I guess would be Rooney?

I can just hear Tyler Durden saying “which pencil defines me as a person”.

BUT WE WILL! We will caress the shit out of that lily-white breast...unless it has pimples...or baby hairs, or other blemishes that are natural.

As a male of the species, I’d say jealousy is our worst trait because it leads to a ton of dumb shit, violence not being the least of it. I’ve only really been jealous twice in a relationship, and it turned out both of those women were button-pushing assholes. But agreed, some guys are total fucking babies about ‘the…

Sick Ryan Cabrera reference.

I was thinking something similar. Admittedly, not having not looked at was linked, is it gross because this guy is a douchebag, cheating on his wife with someone half his age, and not the sexiest creature, because that’s pretty tame up there and not all that gross. Gross because it’s not the author’s speed? (no…

How do you go from “Well, if not me, then how about my farm workers?” I’m guessing he would take it out of their pay?

Raze Wisconsin from the Earth. Move all of the cheeses out (and into my place), then remove that state from the map. Why do those people keeping voting for this guy? I don’t believe in the bible, but when they talk about the one leader coming to power that starts the apocalypse (or whatever), I picture this guy’s…

yeah, but 3d printers are science. SCIENCE PRINTER BABIES ARE AN AFFRONT TO THE LORD! It says so in the book of Xerox.

It was never going to be, but i had hoped it would have been “Sup with the wack Playstation, Sup?”

Well, he has tattoos, he doesn’t binge on anything other than tv shows, AND he’s wearing a sweater vest, so i’m gonna guess “Venice Beach Rick Santorum”.

I hope Harry isn’t caught in the middle. His hair can’t take the stress!

Also, #notallslashers

The stuffed baby crust pizza has been my favorite .gif forever.

And for the low price of just 99 cents a day, you can help Robin keep his crisis boner at bay by providing him the funds necessary to purchase Laffy Taffy for the woman he’s greasing up on, since she cannot legally enjoy alcohol.