is that his Tinder pic? im guessing it is. look at the way his eyes dance...

Im not for harassing women (which would be counter-productive to posting here, also wrong), but I reaaaaally want to photoshop a peener into her mouth simply because it’s a perfect frame grab.

Was that son named “Robert Durst Huckabee”?

Is ‘Tide’ correct for a dong grouping? I know it’s ‘Flock’ when talking about penises, and a “Gaggle” when speaking of boners.

“I truly cannot put into words what she meant to me, so let me start with H, T, T, P, colon, forward slash, forward slash....”

I'd give a buffalo nickel if the ghost of Rachel pushed Don off his balcony. Not for any other reason than to see it and have social media's head explode over the ridiculousness.

Oh, I know. I see people everyday. My main question was "is that much lipstick used" in some occasions (other than a drag show). Admittedly being completely ignorant on lipstick usage and how long it stays on, it still looked wasteful to me, so I asked.

Now I wanna know about your weird laundry.

Thank you. Make up is not an area of personal concern for me, but that doesn't mean I don't find it interesting, or how individual women use, or do not use it. Every woman i've every dated had their own way of doing it, but I had never seen anyone just cake it on as such. Then again, this person's whole scheme is a…

Well played!

I saw this post and immediately remembered this video. As a man that has never applied make up, isn't this overkill? Are you supposed to use this much? And I don't mean overall, I just mean it looks like they are layering. Not sure if that is a thing, or practical.

So, you're saying Erin has big, hairy feet? Didn't you read Hilary's quote? Erin's enormous, clod-hopping, hair-covered feet have nothing to do with her message. GOSH!

Well, if we're swappin' bodies...

Oh, Jennifer's Skull, I married your previous owner, but you and I are not truly "official" yet. In one year's time, I will present you with a video that will show you how I truly feel. For now, feel free to talk to the other skulls in my lovecrime trophy box. They'll tell you. You'll see...even though you no longer…

Well, at least they filled the plate at Pump (which I'm sure is considered trashy af in 90210)

That dude didn't show up, so i'll fill in:

Never apologize for such things.

DON'T MESS WITH HAWK, GODDAMNIT! 25th century baller is what he is.

1.2 million seems much better than what I first heard. When Charlie Hunnam left and Dornan signed on, it was rumored the male lead role was only being offered $125,000, which made sense why no one wanted it. maybe the original reporter forgot a zero. (?)

WHAT?! No Ginger Ale for breakfast? What is this? Prison?