Sigh. I miss bush. Even a landing strip. It's slowly coming back. Bald is just fucking creepy to me. I'm also enjoying armpit hair on some women, but that is new and I haven't explored all those feelings yet.
Coffee versus being in photo shoots and runway shows? Glad I was never model potential because eff that in the a with a giant non-lubed d.
I think it was fair of you to ask that question. At least you didn't toetally freak out about it.
WHAT?! I was like "of course they have flawless skin. They're 12 years old. They don't have the lines drawn from hard-learned life lessons and the stress of trying live as an adult.", but they are in their late teens, early 20's?! Just clicking on this article had me worried Chris Hansen was gonna walk through my…
Well, we've finally seen Taylor Swift's belly button this week, but we've never seen Gumby's. C'mon, Gumby! What are you hiding?
Are you sure she's on board with this?
I know I am. I'm just a hot, hot idiot.
Travel tip: Guac is extra. Like $400 extra because you can't grow avocados on the moon.
You DONT mess around....with God's America.
Have you consider a career in Stunt Come? Jokes aside there are worse curses to have, but that does sound like it could be off-putting and annoyingly messy for both parties.
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The sexual undertones in just the screencap with the water hose, makes all of Top Gun look like a Kirk Cameron anti-gay rant.
I wasn't raised atheist, but raised with zero religion. I willingly went to sunday school with some of my friends a few times because I wondered what I was missing. After 3-4 trips, I was done (I was 8-9?). No racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. etc. from either of my parents. And, as ironically as I can use this…
She outta go after whoever did her eyebrows for that superbowl commercial. maybe it was one of those "on fleek republican" eyebrow waxes.
I'd rather have a strong, intimidating woman than a weak-willed and oh-so-turrified man guy. This goes for my bedroom, as well as the white house. Someone come tower over me....just put on this Tower of Pisa costume first....
Totally. Also, I like how the last two movies are comedies, just to take the edge off. "You'll be in stitches! Both from Caddyshack and Spinal Tap, but also the actual stitches from where your limbs were surgically removed. You are now my sex torso, so let's watch 'Boxing Helena' next, boo!
The jump from a-to-b is not xxxtreme enough, so I added Cat Eyes and Tony Stark's Electromagnetic Arc Reactor.