Since we can't misgender a store, let's all start calling them Sears Fifth Avenue, see how they feel about that.

Being attractive is the most important thing there is. If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be attractive as possible. Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks. Once, every two weeks.

I....had a moment of madness where I was actually sculpting his eyebrows in photoshop (like im gonna do that guy a favor). Then, a bolt of inspiration...

I'm not sure if i'm imagining it, or if it actually happened, but I "believe" at one point they were billed as Train featuring Pat Monahan, which is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard. TRAIN ALREADY HAS PAT MONAHAN IN IT, THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT TRAIN! NO ONE EVER HEARD OF PAT MONAHAN BEFORE TRAIN! You would only…

I can spiral in my head over way less traumatic things, so I can imagine how tough that would be. We stopped seeing each other shortly after. I would have been willing to keep trying, find a solution, but she had an issue where her breath was terrible most of the time. It smelled like an infection was running rampant…

Oh, just watch the Train "Behind the Music" and you'll see textbook narcissism oozing out of every single pore of that guy. Like, rappers are more humble. You will itch all over.

Yeah, as mentioned, I wasn't the most knowledgeable about the female body at 22. I have since learned of the vagina's exceptional expandability. I was aware baby's came out, which is why virgin crossed my mind. Guys (generally, and my 22 year old self included) have an initial belief that virgins are tight, and the…

Anna, if it was you that chose that specific frame of him, I love you forever. As a video editor, I live for frames that catch people at their most derpy. Although it's funny with attractive people, it's simply appropriate here.

I wouldn't write anything off. She was very upbeat and her family/home life seemed very nice, but you never know until you actually know.

Whoa. I've never heard of this before, so now I'm wondering if a woman I dated had it. I was about 22 and she was 18. We tried a few times to have vaginal intercourse and it just wasn't happening. During the handful of sexual misadventures I had at that point in my life, i could easily break the tension with a joke.…

30 Rock purists will recognize the construction worker who harasses Kimmy, as the same construction worker that harassed Liz. HE IS CANON!

I'm not saying anything new here, but you can't judge a man's junk by clothing/bulge. As a penis-haver, they do weird and mystical things. They shrink and expand during non-sexy times. Sometimes, you can't find one of your testicles. And, of course, some men are grow-ers, not show-ers.

I know who I wish it was. This would be a true power couple. #Fiarner

Thank you!

Thanks! I've only been posting here for a few weeks. Still getting the hang of this place but I like it so far. Between Ferguson and Eric Garner, etc. etc., twitter has become flooded with terrible people. I like it here because people are nice and want to engage and laugh and not get too mean. Well, mean with people…

Their cover is just as the prophecy foretold! REPENT! REPENT!

The other part of the eyeglasses bit is also absurd: "We want the PNMs to see your lovely eyes the best they can", because a layer of clear glass REEEEALLY makes one's eyes so very difficult to see.

I spent 2 minutes in photoshop creating their entire 2015 marketing campaign.

Thanks! Praise in pun form, from an Internet Doctor who also happens to be an MD, is the highest accolade one can hope to achieve.

so...as a guy, do i need to get, like, a cunnilingus infinity scarf for when i'm giving head to powerful women on the go? OOH! if i get a dark colored one, i can also use it for all you can eat ribs night as well.