Sounds like you hit the body odor jackpot! (who knew there was such a thing). As someone who (mostly) goes to the gym every other day, i'd feel nasty going even 24 hours without one. I absolutely do not mind/enjoy a little-to-moderate normal human flavor but, hypothetical here, if I was in Florida, in August, with a…

Shower every three days? Go down on a person (male or female - your choice) that hasn't showered in three days and get back to me, shower scientists!

"Six weeks? Why? So they can radicalize their gay muslim communist ebola babies, then ship them off to fight the war on Christmas?!"

Was Renee really cooling off, or was she auditioning for the role of Marnie?

Not trying to be snarky or contrarian , but I honestly don't think i've ever seen Lena Dunham in sleeves. Also, Ellie Kemper and Whitney Cummings are lovely, as always. Love them both. Heart-Eyed Emojis out the ass, and whatnot.

Okay, first off, your username rules. I still remember your duet with Jimi Hendrickson at Woodstocks.

Now now, Mike is right. We need good lyrics with positive connotations that enable the empowerment of women. Oh hang on a minute, Mike needs to go jam with his pal....

Somewhere in the Northwest, Ben Gibbard is writing a bummer of a song about this...but he was gonna write a bummer of a song anyway, he just has a topic now.

Aside from the gross message, she's covered in saran wrap. that would trap the sweat against her body/soak it into her clothes. So when she steps on the scale, of course she's not gonna weigh less.

* Did not work with gay porn. One of the male actors was gay for pay, but i never asked him about it because i didn't know him that well. Plus, i think he would have been allowed to punch me if I had.

Oh, Bother, Treble Bother!

I do not. I did respond to ruggerbabe19 above with a few tidbits though. :)

Ha! Well, as someone who loves editing, and sees it as a true art form and as storytelling, it can be pretty frustrating if the directors and camera operators aren't detail oriented. I know that's not the answer you're looking for, so I will give you two (possibly obvious) takeaways:

I'm not a scientist (no really, i'm not), but I worked as an editor in porn for years. I've seen three liquids come out of a vagina when it is "squirting".

After a particularly difficult breakup, i went to a Tarot Card / Psychic looking for answers (yes, lol, but any answer, good or bad, was going to help me out at that point). The session was around $45. The next day, I went to an ATM and saw my account was roughly $600 short of what it should have been. Rent was due in…

* Nothing but Net! And a Boob.

I wanna say that could be Wu-Tang's follow up to 'Cash Rules Everything Around Me', but EPCMH isn't as catchy as CREAM.

Maria gonna take Miley for a drive in Chappaquiddick.

Hmmm. i'm needing a new fetish, but i think i shouldn't start with top tier, goddess-formed armpits, like Taylor's. i need some middle-of-the-road, average armpits to begin with. if i don't start out grounded and realistic, i could unintentionally offend, belittle, and shun the majority of armpits and that could hurt…