"When we were made aware of the mistake, corrections were made." taking away a child's cane and replacing it with a pool noodle is not a mistake, unless you roll with an IQ of about 85, which I feel is too generous for these turds.

He's a lying liar who lies. Just look at the picture. he's clearly checking her diaper!

Has anyone dubbed her "Carriana Grande" yet?

That is not the best pic of Amal. Also, if they had a baby, would it look like Lorde? More importantly, if they had a burger, would it look like Lorde? (no offense to Lorde, or any possible Lorde-looking burgers out there)

Giving the phrase "it's time to pony up!" a terrible, unwanted makeover.

Hi! I'm fairly new to Jezebel/Kinja/The Matrix/Whatevs. I like to have fun with Photoshop, and do my best to find humor in middling-to-terrible situations. Please consider this my intro, and my first offering to you all. Please do not take this as me making light of all the terrible shit that's been going on for the…

"the event wasn't sanctioned by the school and they would be marked absent for participating in it."

Check your Douglas Fir privilege, Reading.

This Martha vs. Gwyneth business is heading down a bad road. Before you know it, BOOM!- Pay-Per-View Dinner Party Obstacle Course and Smug-Off.