Yeah yeah....ya’ll are trying so hard with the hot Obama posts ever since we elected super-hotty Justin Trudeau.

It’s possible it’s a blood vessel, or a pimple. Both of which can happen naturally but also happens a lot when someone favors one side with their coke straw or filthy filthy rolled up bill.

AW

I never wore a fake, but after I got married I did have a guy who was hitting on me accuse me of wearing fake rings. So I guess some of them are on to us.

Yeah, let’s not forget that she’s naturally quite pale and you can’t really apply self tanner to the inner rim of your nostril. I’ve never done a line of coke in my life, (or any other snortables), and it’s not uncommon to have a visible blood vessel or red mark from a healing nose pimple, (those are the worst!), and…

I read somewhere that in his yoot, the future prez did a spot-on impression of Mick Jagger. I hope he’ll dust that off some day before too long.

I will do that tomorrow while I am at work wasting time. Wikipedia is the best for it. And if my work tracks my Wikipedia activity they probably already assume I am a serial killer who hasn't been discovered yet.

Yeah, I think a big part of the problem is that the author privileged the story’s idea (“She’s going to send these tapes to everyone that ever hurt her!”) over any kind of narrative logic or being true to the characters.

That is SO weird! Now that I think of it I have had people accuse me of it not being an engagement ring because there wasn’t a diamond and it’s like helllooo my soulmate just knows me so well that he knows where my tastes lie and that I’m not super into big diamond rings for myself.

He should broadcast that to ISIS and our enemies in Russia. They would surrender in no time.

I have a friend who has either an opal or a moonstone for her engagement/wedding ring, and she has had guys get really aggressive with her because she dared to speak to them in a bar and not be wearing a diamond so that they knew she was married. They literally would say, “But you’re not wearing a ring” or “it’s not a…

Maybe you should set up a gofundme page for your taco party.

I worked in a restaurant where I was continuously hit on by creepers and I wore one. When that wasn't enough, I'd tell them the lethal looking bartender was my betrothed and then give him the heads up to spend some time glaring at them.

In the previews for the next episode, Scarlett’s straggley weave met with scissors. I think she’s going to go on a bender (and drunk/high Scarlett is so much more interesting than regular Scarlett) and give the weave a chopping.

He really did a good job of adding layers and nuance to Jeff.

...Hayden is in treatment, herself. Sorry to bum you out.

Jesus can I get him to deliver that duck leg salad to Seattle? I need it for the mouth part of my face.

God damn, now I’m hungry. Sounds delicious.

I had an hilarious friend whose veganism I found impossible to feel judged by. His explanation was that he was “a meataholic who needed to lay off the sauce.” (He was, uh, a big guy.)

fancy finding you here, talking taters....