In an effort to promote brand synergy, Fox is bringing in Steve Doocy’s “panel of fathers” as judges for the Miss Universe pageant.

My Pom’s name is Ted but I call him Lou Bee sometimes. My friend has a daughter named Olivia and she calls her LuLu. I think that’s a go to nickname.

This is true unless it’s actually Harriet the Spy tailing you.

And the REALLY interesting thing is later on the red carpet they ran into Nancy O’Dell and of course she acted like a normal person around them and Amal was much friendlier, laughing about her mom wanting grandkids immediately, etc.

Yeah. There have been a few times I waved off a red flag, thinking, “This isn’t really a big deal, I’m being too fussy to worry about it,” and those, naturally enough, were my few really bad picks.

I’ve said it before: you don’t *date* online. You’re *introduced* to people online, and if they seem interesting enough you meet IRL to decide whether to begin dating. Once you meet and can read their body language, speech patterns, etc., you can usually tell pretty quickly whether a) there is any attraction and b)…

Louis is an adorable name. One of my neighbors has a little grey/black/white Cockapoo named Louis and he is so cute it kills me. And the name fits him perfectly.

I know that online dating opens a vast new world of people with which to communicate but ... don’t we all run the same risk of meeting a married person “in real life?” Like, ages ago I dated a dude who turned out to have a girlfriend. I had no idea until I saw them together. This is a thing that happens. I am not sure…

So I guess Sam Spade is making a comeback

“You don’t want to love somebody who doesn’t really love you back,”

I’d rather hang out with George and Sandy Bullock, if we’re choosing sides. I’d even help watch Louis.

Oh fine then.../packs up electronic surveillance gear and drives home

Oooooo it is like that movie “The Prestige” with Christian Bale pretending to be one person. Or maybe not at all.

I predict the return of yentas:

It’s kinda dangerous though. I used to dance with free weights after having a few, and it’s sheer luck that I never broke any of the furniture. Or any of me.

Um. Would we say that dog has a square face shape?

I’m just joking, as I don’t even believe they got into an argument.

I had four damn teeth pulled and this is exactly what I believe I look like. A 70-year-old trailer-trash leprechaun from Kentucky. :-(

Amal Clooney and Cindy Crawford had a huge fight in Cabo because Amal “doesn’t make much of an effort to be interested in” anything but “global politics,” while “Cindy would rather talk about something lighter.”

Oh Bennifer is back together?