When I read the headline, I was expecting Kim to have called some shady characters and said “SHUT IT DOWN” or similar. An apology is weak sauce.

Yeah, the cult of Pumpkin Spice is very cute and all, but they got nuthin’ on the Peppermint Mocha Army, in which I am a 5-start General. Get your pumpkin crap out of my way and dump some peppermint on me!

I love coffee, and while I can go without sugar, I just can’t drink it black. I have to have at least milk in it. I’ll happily be unsophisticated and enjoy yummy, yummy coffee the way I like it.

I agree. Say what you will about Playboy, the women were never being degraded physically in the shots. Hef’s entire point was to make the photos pretty and appealing, not gross. He wanted to create a new kind of class act that involved beautiful nudes that were blatantly sexual but not “dirty” or cheap.

I’m glad everyone is here to tell us that-

By this logic, people who regularly drink Frappuccinos are the least psychopathic among us, and I refuse to accept that.

what a time to be alive.

I have a friend who selfied his entire Vegas wedding on FB, starting with the flight. It was easily the most obnoxious thing I’ve ever seen, by the end of the day I was praying for a quickie annulment.

Somewhere, upon seeing this, Kim K shakes a rueful fist at the sky.

Ever heard of The Vortex? The owner is one of my favorite people, like, on the planet. Here are their policies, which includes this peach and many others:

I mean, eat what makes you happy. Maybe its delicious! But don’t for a second act like this is normal and the server should know...because that is ridiculous.

Yeah I was not expecting this post to go here! And it is such a half-baked thought, which is frustrating because I think it’s an interesting topic. Or could be, if there actually is evidence to back up the point.... I actually have noticed this more with books, so I’m struggling to come up with examples of recent…

I can barely maintain a shaved downstairs non preggers. If my dude demanding I shave while pregnant he’d find himself sleeping on the couch.

So, when are you planning your next school shooting, “good guy”?

Was his name possibly Kyle instead? I had a boyfriend at 21 who secretly sold coke the whole time I was with him, and he cheated on me pretty certainly, with a female coke customer who stopped by one night after I was already in bed.

That’s what I’m here for- population control.

all the male characters on this show get away with the image that they are hapless participants being overrun by the women in this family. all of them choose to be on it and all of them make money being there. they are all calculating, not just kris jenner and her daughters. each one who chooses to be on that show has…

You make a pretty excellent point.

I went to college with a gorgeous guy. Stupid gorgeous, total bohemian type (but hygenic). After a lot of hanging out and whatnot, we had a minor one-time liasion of sorts. Later, I found out he had a girl who may or may not have been a girlfriend. Years later, long after he moved away, social media brought him…

Quick. Have we ever seen Franzen and LaBeouf in the same room?