I love that feeling of preening superiority when I criticise someone else’s grammar usage. Isn’t it great? Aww man, so good. It’s like relaxing in a warm bath of smug bubbles. Smubbles. Mmmmmm.

I was in Chicago with my family last month, and we took a tour of FLW’s home and studio in Oak Park. It was really interesting if you're ever in the area. Even my 12 year-old son enjoyed it.

Frank Lloyd Wright’s granddaughter had an architecture firm, in my hometown, in an alley behind where I scooped ice cream in high school. She always accused us of stealing her mail for no reason. One night I was scooping mint chocolate ice cream and I was thinking - “Min....” to her completing my sentence - as she…

Ya I was surprised that it was valued that low too. But as a fellow Canadian, I have learned through House Hunters episodes that Canada’s real estate market is pretty out of sync with a lot of the US. HGTV is my knowledge-base.

I don’t think it’s the fact that she doesn’t actually look older than her age that got NonServiam annoyed with you. It’s the fact that there was no reason or relevance to bringing up your negative opinions of a sexual assault victim’s looks here.

What the fuck are you guys doing here instead of YouTube or the Daily Mail? And how are you in the black here? Have you discerned that this article is about the sexual assault victim of a serial rapist? Pathetic.

Wine in the bath! It’s what I’m doing tonight, because I am sick and fuck this shit.

You should! Apparently I do a lot of bathroom drinking... and... have lots of drinking memes!

Go to bed, baby. You’re DRUNK.

I had fudge with mine tonight, so I’m not one to throw stones.

Give him a little emotional support, make him a dermatologist appointment, go with him to make sure he gets a complete skin exam.

That never would be me. It would be “Who left their empty beer can in the shower” maybe, but I never leave my in-progress beverage anywhere.

My husband is chatting at me about his moles, and he thinks he might have a new mole, and should he get it looked at, and he can’t possibly be expected to check all his moles himself, and why am I not being more supportive of his mole concerns.

My favorite part of college shared house situations: the casual question, bellowed from the bathroom, “Hey! Who left their beer in the shower?”

This is where i would hide when my kids were small. With wine.

I can’t count how many times I’ve done this.

You just solved all my problems. My response to literally everything my mom or MIL says about the wedding is going to be, “Well, it’s just a starter marriage...”

The problem with this tradition is that moms can’t just expect their daughters to be the same size. My mom is a petite 5’4. She married a giant man whose dominant genes caused my sister and I to reach heights of 5’8 and 5’11, respectively. We are also what can affectionately be referred to as a “whole lot of woman.” I…

For $50 I definitely would have walked to the curb and dug through my own house garbage.

This story was already covered over the weekend! Seriously, is there a lack of communication at Jezebel, or are Emma and Erin just “zzzzzzz” at the wheel?