I agree with this, though I also think that when you have it to this level, you need to get professional help.

Anyone who is scared of a spider is nuts. Why just the other day, one was helping my wife do dishes!

A woman named Angela Kipp

You know from reading this column that food service workers put up with a LOT, from bosses, co-workers and especially customers. Probably the worst part of it all though, is how dehumanizing it is. As a server, you’re a regular person with a unique personality, people who love you and hopes and dreams and feelings.…

Judging from the killer combination of Groupon, 1-star Yelp review, and “I usually am a great tipper, but...”, it has to be a troll. Has to be.

Sorry, but you can tell how boring someone is by the stories they tell. The fact that you thought this was an interesting story worth sharing, when in fact it is a boring story that sucks, shows you are a boring human being. This article involves multiple stories where a customer literally almost killed people, a…

Honestly you just sound like an insufferable person with a milquetoast lame ass girlfriend

Yeah sure there’s definitely worse customers. You realize there is actually an element of “being told what’s good for you” inherent to the restaurant experience? And that chefs don’t get part of your tip, or suffer from a lack of it? But you say it doesn’t matter anyway so whatever.

Also, note that for this subject in particular, the employee really has to have screwed up in a unique and interesting way for anyone to have a reason to care about the story. If you specifically requested a sandwich with no mayo, and a server then brought you a sandwich with mayo on it, well, I’m very sad for you,…

This is exactly the type of story the author said he didn’t want submitted at the end of the article.

It still stands as overall the best written story ever submitted. “Breadsticks, for the mouth part of your face.” still kills me.

“Dear Ask A Clean Person:

My husband is like that too (hasn’t tested with over the knee boots though!) but I am the opposite. My thighs are weirdly long instead.

That’s amazing :D

Wait, size 9 is the biggest feet? Um [rotates shoes] I wear a size 01.

Great work Jane! I would wear all of these. Except the bear head. Or especially the bear head...

“Racial strife” - when black people wish to be treated with the same courtesy due white people.

This is what’s wrong with America right here. This. Not Bristol Palin herself, but what she represents — the fact that so many stunningly, proudly pig-ignorant, determinedly undereducated, information-resistant people think they know enough about anything to tell others how they should think and behave.

Obama should just call her up and tell her he doesn’t want to be lectured about his life choices, or whatever it is she said when she got knocked up this time.