Take him. Even in the very best of shelters, cats who have been there a long time will be a little withdrawn. Maybe/hopefully he’ll come out of his shell once he has a true home and gets used to having one-on-one attention again. I have a soft spot for senior kitties who are stuck at the shelter and passed over in…

Guys I just want to share that I left that shitty, awful, soul suckin job a month ago and went back to a previous employer who I loved. I. Am. So. Happy. There will still be stress because it’s the nature of the job, but not that bottomless pit of sadness and anxiety that had consumed me before. Today my boyfriend…

Man, I am always late to these lately. I should stop doing the dishes and just hang out on my iPad instead.

Enjoy my mum’s new kittens all sleepy-like:

TurkeyDog made you a card:

I dropped my flip-phone in the toilet years ago, after I had already taken a shit. I retrieved it and cleaned it off, but it was dead. If I did that with a flip-phone, you bet your ass I’d fish out my iPhone. I’m a dirty garbage person, though, so ...

You mean like electrical repair?

I would date someone older. More chance of having their life worked out and more likely ready for a realationship. Plus some older men are skilled in certain areas... Wink wink, Nudge nudge.

I took a photo of my cat today that makes him look like a freaky bobblehead

Can’t help you there. I was so fed up with going round and round with local news and CNN-type stations that I kept turning back to Gawker’s blogs and the Daily Show and Colbert Report to at least get an interesting take on things. I’m looking forward to your replies.

Last week on SNS I posted about my father’s impending death, and so many of you replied to me with your own stories of dealing with dying loved ones. It was more helpful than you can imagine. I just wanted to update and say that my dad died early on Sunday morning, about 10 hours after I posted my story here. It was…

You’re a freaking champion. Two brunches in one day is the stuff dreams are made of.

I stopped learning years ago.

I once saw someone slather a tuna salad sandwich with butter. Traumatizing.

My lesson? Being over 30 means new forms of injuring yourself as you try to stay fit so you don’t injure yourself when you get older.

Hey all! It’s a delightfully quiet Saturday night here. I don’t have a query for SNS this week though. Instead, I’d just like thank all of you delightful divas and weirdos for being my online family. I’m so goddamn grateful for your friendship and support!

That was a great line. Your Oma is hilarious : )

Yup. And he may be spending her money now but she certainly spent his back then. Isn’t that marriage?

Yeah she’s being a bit rude to Nick. Also it’s 100% her fault, Nick wanted a prenup as he was the richer one at the time of their wedding, she is the one who declined. Nick was actually quite tame in the divorce, he could have taken her for a lot more money than he did.

I honestly think the only shocking thing she could do now is dye her hair back to her natural color and start wearing chunky knitted sweaters with jeans. She has circled the shock spectrum so thoroughly that she’s now fairly mundane.