I was going to say something like Eminem’s lyrics are terrible but posting them doesn’t necessarily mean anything... and then they go and find the terror equipment hidden in the house, and I don’t know what to think anymore.

Only two hours? IN MY DAY, we had to walk eleven hours in the snow, uphill both ways, to get our tattoos. Darn whippersnappers.

I was going to write this until I saw your post. And I kinda hate the fact that she's so oblivious to the reasons why people would like it. Because she's never not been beautiful, she can't imagine how that feels.

It’s even more adorable because when she came out everyone was like “Dude, we know. We all saw your sex scenes with Jesse Eisenberg in To Rome, with Love. We know you’re a lesbian.”

I know but they introduced her in such an awesome way after foreshadowing her for a long time before. I hate when shows bring in New characters outta nowhere but Buffy did it right. Implanting her into everyone’s memory as if she was really buffys sister. She was just the key in human form. Sorry, geeking out here.

“Why would seeing a bad picture of me make people feel good?” Crawford asked Lena Dunham.

lol. I did that once (it was Venice Beach), and it was a 1” equal sign. Just two tiny, straight black lines, and it still looks like shit (the lines aren’t parallel, and of uneven thickness). I don’t care, because, whatever, I have scars bigger than that, but I find it hilarious that someone could be so spectacularly…

You know how Behind Closed Ovens’ header images make you hungry for whatever food is in it?

This is why I don’t have compassion for people who have shitty tattoos and complain about them. Im like well did you see their portfolio? and 100% they say no. I mean I have a shitty tattoo on my knuckles but thats cuz I was drunk and my friend was drunk and thought hey wouldn't it be fun to tattoo each other. -__- I…

Got it: I’m The Worst.

You don't have 300 facebook friends? Are you 60 years old?

I am a big proponent of You Do You weddings/spend whatever you want because it’s not MY money so whatever, man, but...do you really need/want the photobooth? Or has this just become part of the expectation at weddings now so you’re doing it without thinking about it? When I see $1200 I also see MORE FOOD AND BOOZE so…

Your comment has basically nothing to do with the post or why it’s so difficult to get quotes. So... please stop regurgitating the old chestnut that all brides are insane, especially when that opinion is particularly irrelevant.

And?

Is that a thing in Indian culture? I can’t even name 50 people who I’d invite to my wedding. And I only know of three people I could guarantee would attend. Provided one of them managed her blood sugar properly that day.

You are so incredibly right. Everyone blames the woman and I am getting damn sick of it.

I got a lecture from my father - who has never been a source of financial support, even when I was a child - that “back in [his] day, the parents set the guest list because they paid for this whole thing” so he should get to invite whoever and however many people he could come up with off the top of his head. I…

Yeah I tried to do the courthouse thing and my hubs shot that idea down with prejudice.

And then you price backyard weddings—unless you are lucky in the property of close friends and family, you end up spending obscene amounts renting tables/chairs/tents (weather!)/etc. So you don’t save all that much.