I find name tattoos weird in general. People like them, obviously, so good for them if they get one and enjoy it. But I can’t understand the concept. Like, I am not going to forget my son’s or husband’s name — what is the purpose of having that inked on you?

No, it’s Becky.

He LITERALLY said “but I have a black friend”

Funny person Adam Pally had a (very, very short lived) web series called “Riding Shotgun.” Once, he had Colin Hanks on! http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6601284…

so for real.

3 Days Later...

She reminds me of people who use the phrase “olden times” to describe everything from Ancient Greece to the 1990s.

I asked her associate Ashley McGowan why she thinks flower crowns have become so huge. “It’s that Farrah Fawcett thing, like, a blonde beach bombshell walking through a meadow at Woodstock,” she replied enthusiastically. “It’s just about being whimsical, being trendy, being one with the earth. It’s like a throwback to…

NOOOO.

Garlands are amazing y’all. I make one for every big/fun event in my life including birthdays, graduations, concerts, etc. for many years. Just make them yourself. Make them from herbs. Make them from the flowers in your garden. Rosemary is easy to use! It is pliable and sticky. Get some twine. MAKE YOUR OWN.

But she doesn’t have one :(

I KNOW sixth grade me on the playground is just laughing it up rn b/c this is how you make a flower crown and deep down everyone knows it.

Listen to Tommy with a candle burning and you’ll see your entire future.

Hello my name is Moriarty and I have worn a flower crown I made myself from fake flowers and wire I purchased from Michael’s on numerous occasions and one of them involved a Disco Themed rendition of a Midsummer’s Night Dream.

If freedom is something you can buy, is it really freedom?

Cool comment, bro.

I wonder if there’s any correlation between the fact that I used to love the NBA and now don’t to the fact that players don’t wear booty shorts anymore.

I ship them.